"Conan...What Is Best In Life?"

It is way past Daddy's bedtime...but I just couldnt go to sleep what with all of the good shit on the TV. Just yesterday, these two cats were going to claw each others eyes out, but now, we are pals? But back to Conan...I liked the whole "...for without me, who is your father? With out me, what do you have to live for?" What would happen to the loser? Would she/he fall into the pit of despair, would they go to hang themselves on the tree of woe? It was like an all out battle to the death with Grace Jones. Well, thats the impression that I got anyway.

Just when it seemed like someone would crush their enemies. See them driven before them.
Everybody is pals?

Cicken v. Little Kid

This is short but funny.

That Was a Rip Off

So they kept me there until about 1pm. They kept calling peoples names, but I was forced to sit and watch that horrible movie for most of the day. The best part was the video that they made us watch at around 8:30. They said that they thanked me for doing my civic duty. When they finally called mt name, they told me that I was done. I did not have to return tomorrow. 25 or so people suffered the same fate, so no, it wasnt because I smelled like the bottom of a gin bottle. On the plus side, my "I'm a Juror" sticker got me into the museum for free. So I wandered around there for a while, but left when there were too many loud groups of gradeschoolers. Now I dont get to go back for 4 years...Back to Jury Duty that is.

Live From the Courthouse

So they let you have free internet here. Though it is IE, it is better than nothing. They are playing the movie "Hitch" in the main room. More about it later after they release me from my civic duty prison. It is not nearly as exciting as one would think.

I got Jury Duty Tomorrow

So I cant go to the tavern and watch all the Primary shit on the TV, as I need to remain as ambiguous as possible. I did however have a couple interesting thoughts while switching through the news channels.

Ted Kennedy is jumping on the Obama train. Piece of advice to the Senator from IL...Dont get in the car with him after a long night of scotch, cigars, and young ladies.

This guy is one of the front runners on his side...I'm not really sure what "letting the dogs out" is going to accomplish for him. What does that mean anyway?

John McCain is still old, and so is his mom.

"America's Mayor" is having a rough go of it as of late. Oh well, theres always next year...wait, this isnt the Baseball, is it?

And last but not least...When members of your party's establishment start barking at you, maybe you should listen to who wears the...er...pants suit.

Cover Tune..But Greater for the Value

The Police are bad ass.
And for those who did not know, they were called punk rock...Follow the harmony...For the purists out on the Internets.




I like the low-grade ska, but I am torn between...And for the record, Sting is crappy because he stoppedd playing bass. Fuck the fields of gold.
And because you forgot...At about 1:04 it is bad ass. You Live Your Life Like...

Try to tell me that is bad music. Maybe you did not understand...

Early Morning...

And I am Pissed, literally and in the parlance of our times . Maybe the Internets can provide their bounty to make me OK...

From a popular movie..."the lowest of the low."

Darth written all over him.

Dead kids are cool, when they are in commercials.

More important than anything anyone has ever told you.

Gift to ex-wife.

And as an extra super bonus, someone was feeding booze to these monsters.

Two Videos for You Fucking Hippies

Or Punk rock is awesome. And if you dont know what happened on the eighth, you are fake.

And for the good battle...As I was going down the Mass Pike with my parents, however many years ago it was, a toll both operator had a "We Love You Jerry" sign in the window...We all had a good laugh, even my people-hating brother.

This is a NOFX tune by the way...

And since I am Awake ...

Here is some nice, yuppie hating music to fall asleep to...Fuck the neuvo-riche...

So....

So the dude, Chopper, gave me a bunch of crap for not blogging during the week. Hey cool man, So I dont get as angry as him. But here are a couple things that got me a bit pissed tonight, besides the shots...

Since it was my second Friday at the bar in a row...

So I am talking to this lady...She has a boyfriend...And we are having a nice, stimulating, conversation. This dude comes up, whom she knows, and starts talking about movies. Anyone who knows me knows that it is very few and far between that I attend the theatre. He said, and I quote, "No Country For Old Men" was terrible, with more words of course as he was a hippie. I refreained from my usual diatribe against those types of people but come on...It was a fucking great movie. I am sorry, actor boy, if you dont get the intelligent things. Ooooooo whats her name and whats that movie about things that should win the Oscar? Oh yeah, something shitty, beacause of the acting. Try watching movies without some type of "holier than thou because I am an actor" type of attitude.

So I go to the water closet. Some asshole is fixing his hair in front of a mirror that does not exist. That means that he was making his hair look exactly right in front of no mirror. For fucks sake man...The slut you are taking home is not going to care about the way your hair looks outside of your hat in an hour. "Excuse me...I have to make sure my hair looks just frilly right outside of my stocking cap." Lady...this is Wisconsin. It is cold. And it is this way every year. Fuck style, stay warm. Daddy walks to his car every morning, in the less than zero temperatures, and drives 45 minutes to work. How bad do you really have it you yuppie piece of shit?

anger ranting angriest post of ought 8? Star the poll you bastard.

Whose Turn is it to Watch Him

I hope that someone is keeping an eye on Chopper today, as it is the so called "Blue Monday," and he did have all day to drown in his own misery...

Its Not You...Its Me

Simple mind, simple pleasure.

Well, this is ironic...I guess.

The can of Tab is a nice touch.

Once again, robots are coming.

Looks like the shoe is on the other foot. Or, who is crazy now.

And Thats It...

So I conceded... I will tell you why, really for decencies sake...nope. Understand that I had a route, but let it go to the Irish POS next to me. You are worse than a coal mining pougue. But here is today, which is the only time you will ever win. Here are some pictures to remind you that it is 6 in the morning...

H/T to Snow.man's sister.

From the Holy Shit Dept.

I once saw a guy do this in a bar, but not nearly as bad-ass as this dude.

The Zombie Community?

Lindsey Lohan, if you want her number, I can give it to you, has been given her community service for drunk driving, cocaine, and general whoring.

Money Quote: "It's to show 'em what reality is."

I like the Part With the Ray-Bans

S2's Directorial Debut

Buddy of mine works at a radio station in Kenosha. Here is the first video he directed for work.

Oh Those Crazy Chinese

One of the remaining few communist countries in the world is up to some tricks again, and not the kind with the happy ending. It looks like, in their haste to build an Olympic stadium, they have covered up the deaths of 10 workers. No doubt paid barely nothing to do such a daunting task. Emphasis mine in the quote.

The conservative estimate of 10 accidental deaths since construction began on the stadium in 2003 was reached by comparing numerous accounts from witnesses who worked at the site at different periods.

It does not include any deaths at other Olympic venues under construction in Beijing and across China as the nation enters a final frenzy of preparation for a mass celebration of patriotism and Communist party propaganda.

The Hits Just Keep Coming...

Come on people...this is just silly. By the way, local news is super sweet!!!

And Some People Thought That I Was Kidding...

But the insanity of Packer fans suckling at the teat(thank you Chopper) of the Great Golden God of the Frozen Tundra knows no bounds.

Money Quote: "We've been unable to uncover any evidence to suggest that this boy was not a Packers fan," Smith said.

Holy Shit

So this is what the good seats cost, hey? I am not sure what I'd do, but spending 3000+ on a ticket to sit in the freezing cold for 3 hours is not one of them.

Is He Running for President??

Seriously, grow a pair man. Hands down one of the best wide receivers in the league and you start to cry with some Crockett and Tubbs glasses on? Suck it up. You lost when you were the odds on favorite and your team chocked. I have to give it to the bastard, he did play the whole year without going nuts and running off at the mouth. It is always fun to watch stuff like this from someone so eccentric.

"Thats my quarterback man."

Who Do You Vote For???

Here it is, I am not a Democrat or a liberal. But I sure dislike those dang God-talking Republicans. The fact remains...Who will you people vote for? Hillary or Bill? Frankly, I am tired of all of the "Bill says this" articles. You are making my enjoyment of this important subject a waste. Sure, he did a large amount of things for the Irish, props, but come on. He was a good President, his wife would not be. Most people who have independent thoughts would agree. So stop schlepping around with your name for fucks sake. I dont "feel her pain" for being a woman. She chose that road, and knew it would be a tough one. Go smoke some grass, dont inhale of course, and make sure the books in your library are good ones. Dont tell people that your "wife" is not getting a fair shake. Find a hot college girl, bang her, and do your fucking job.

Bust Out the Booze

Apparently, according to the fish wrap, it is time to celebrate.

In addition, not a single person was injured in a shooting in the city yesterday, Burkee reported. Non-fatal shootings have been an issue in the past for the city, although last year saw a 27% decline in that statistic, to 485 for the year, according to the FBI's Uniform Crime Reports.

Nice job guys. I am now done with the sarcasm.

Now that I am Awake and Still Shitfaced

Second picture up from the bottom right...Chopper.

Kung Foo gland.

Dont you know dat ders no such ting as a ten tousand dollar bill?

Glass for Leela.

Now look what you did...

There is nothing better than good old fashioned American hog fat.

On a Lighter note...

Funny.

So Here is What I have Done

Went to the tavern this evening...Buddy of mine gave me a CD by these cats, by the way, the song about stage diving is bad ass And sitting and listening to music, I thought this...Most people, when they think different, get mad. Let it be known that before I continue that I am and was hammered at the time. The two dudes that I was hanging out with would tell you the same thing. When intelligent people get together, wackiness ensues. We were speaking about baseball. And whether or not the Brewers are better now than they were in ought 7. That is not the bother, as Pooh would say. The deal is that most people think different. They have conversations to that effect. These two cats thought differently than I. Though I am listening to bagpipes, I have to say this...Both of them made their opinions readily known and I did not agree. Anyway...There was no anger, no violence, no ladies crying. There was no throwing hands, or breaking bottles, which I would prefer, only because it is bad-ass. But my point being, there does not have to be that. Arguments are part of the nature that you and I and most sentient people, or beings if that is what you think, and they are great regardless of what you are talking about. This is in direct relation to my previous post about the lady crying. Honestly, I have thought about this every day since it happened, about one week. I dont like feeling guilty.

Dont get in someones face, dont call them out, do not say that they are wrong. Sure it sounds like relativism, but that is the way it is. Expect a response. However angry it may seem. And if that is the way it is, I will, for sure, make that response. Be a productive member of society and listen fuckers. Say what you have to say...I have no worries about that. But do not denigrate into a you verses them type of talk . That will only make us that are smart enough to know better retaliate. Harsh as it may seem, understand the facts. Condescension is the evilest of acts, and it should not be tolerated. Do not tell people things because you think that your are better. Maybe you are...maybe your are not...but there are millions of others who are better than that.

I like doing this blog thing...Dont make me stop saying things I believe because you listen to what other assholes have to say, and believe them without question. And dont be a person who thinks that "the only way to think is mine," because it is not.

The Women are Safe...

...As the Packers won this afternoon. Most people in the know understand that I know shit about absolutely nothing when it comes to football. This may be the first game that I watched all of the way through all season. Congrats are deserved for the noodle-armed retiree. Like most people, I think, I was worried that this would become one of those games that they are down and he throws a bunch of picks. Instead, we are treated to a three touchdown performance. I was also wrong about that Grant fellow. I was never on the band wagon as far as he was concerned, but 200+ yards and three TD's for himself is impressive to say the least. So like I said, the women of Green Bay are safe for another night...at least until the Packers get their collective asses handed to them by the Cowboys.

Something Beutiful to Fall Asleep To

One Question...

How many of you cats have access to an electrical outlet out of your Apt.? Safety? Who cares.

Update: Position Smosition

So your Milwaukee Brewers have signed Mike Cameron pending a physical...And here is the low down. Billy Hall back to the infield, 3b, and the Hebrew Hammer out into left. Good. Great. Grand. Once again, one American dollar to the first person who hears Melvin or Nasty Neddy say that the production is down due to a position change. Dont get me wrong...the defense will be improved...25 games into the season. How much do you want to bet that the Neddster keeps Hall out in center while the new guys suspension takes place? Over all, it was good money-wise. Braunny will still hit 40, so no big thing. But only the Neddster would make the mistake of throwing the card out there, with Hall at center, until Cameron is legally allowed to play. And so help me Sweet Zombie Jesus if we see a platoon of Gross and Gwynn playing out there for that time.

I Can't Make It Up

So...the FBI...responsible for the protection of all of us Sweet Zombie Jesus supporters...has not paid a phone bill. Really, I dont care about the unConstitutionality of the wire taps. Nor do I care that "sensitive information" will be handed out. Pay the freakin bill asshole.

Money Quote: "The FBI will not tolerate financial mismanagement,"

And across the pond, there is this little ditty, at the bottom of the aforementioned article...I cant say anything better than:

"I can't be bothered with trouble-makers," Thomas was quoted saying. "We're on the phone all the time and it's just easier to work while smoking. Everyone picks on smokers these days. It's time for revenge. I'm only going to hire smokers from now on."

Position Smosition?

So your Milwaukee Brewers are in a run off with the Yanks to acquire Mike Cameron...I cant really say much more about Cameron that this guy has said. The fact is, egos get in the way. Cameron will only play CF, and Billy does not want to move back to the infield. Rightly so. If playing a certain position reduces your hitting prowess that much, than I wouldnt want to move either. According to Melvin and Nasty Nederino, Billy was the CF of the future for the home team. Moving him there cut his HR total by a lot. I am not good at the maths so you do it. I blame Cameron. A strikeout prone "free-swinger" who would give the crew what...20 more home runs? But the whiny ass wont change positions. Dude, you are getting older, at least not any younger, and you dont want to end up like Derron Erstad. Playing out your career based on grit. Move to left, let Billy play center, and keep the Hebrew Hammer at third. He is going to get better. In 2 years, you can move on and shame the game of baseball by playing shoddy defense and not making contact.
Look, Bill Hall was the first good minor league player that we saw out of the crop, and no one ever mentioned his name before his rookie season. He has played for Milwaukee for what now, 6 years, and 4 of which were full time. If he plays for the Brewers next season, and has a year that is the same or worse than last year, I will give each of you loyal readers one American dollar. Good wherever goods and services are sold. He changed positions, only to see his numbers seriously drop off. He was not mentioned as a user. Let him get comfortable, and maybe he hits the 20 HRs that Cameron would hit, and we will not all shudder when he goes back on the fly balls. Suck it up Mikey, play the left field, and go to the playoffs for 2 years.

I Ran Across this One...

While Googling up Kia's. My car has had this odd light on in the dash for a while, though the car seems to have nothing wrong with it.

I am going to murder your boredom!

Or perhaps you’ll be driving in traffic when- FWONK- you notice a Red Dog Beer truck, (with me at the wheel) barreling out of control towards your Kia Supegra.

Obligatory HOF Post

Nice Job Goose Gossage for making the Hall. He was a great, and truly feared pitcher in his day. Digging a bit deeper, who the fuck are these guys from the JS that get to vote? I dont think that I have ever read an article written by a couple of them. Namely Mike Hart, Gary D. Howard, or Bill Windler. Can you say voter fraud? And who would cast his vote for this guy???

In Other News...

Not a bad idea, if youve seen "Weekend at Bernie's" as well as the shoddy sequel one too many times.

Money Quote: "The witnesses saw the two pushing the chair with Cintron flopping from side to side and the two individuals propping him up and keeping him from flopping from side to side," Browne said.

Whats In a Game?

I cant begin to describe the selloutedness of this picture. I'm sure he needs the money, and the commercial was bad enough, but come on. How much fun can it really be to learn to play a video game controller well, rather than learn something that will enrich your life?

How long until fucking baseball starts again? A bit more than a month...thank the sweet zombie Jesus.

It Has had a Chance to Settle...

...And after 2 straight days of political punditry on the TV, I have these things to say.

Mike Huckabee still has really bad teeth, and loves God way too much.

When did it start to get called "Tsunami Tuesday"? I always thought February 5th was "Super Tuesday."

I still have yet to meet a Hillary Clinton supporter, at least that I know of.

Dennis "I see aliens" Kucinich being locked out is lame, especially since...They let this guy stay in it and...

Ron Paul is a real nut bar.

Why are McCain supporters called "McCainiacs?"

Know Me...and Be Afraid

Because sooner or later, I will make you sick.

Welcome to the glue factory.

Despite my New Years resolution to use it less.

Chopper says.

Montana.

Being drunk is ...not a word that cant be described by god. but is nice.

Since There are Those That Think I am Lazy with All of the Video Posting...

Dont be mad at me because your boy got kicked out of the debates...By the way, if Ron "the neo-nazi" Paul was in, fuck the networks and their foolish attempts at making people listen.

So I made a Lady Cry...

First let it be said that she is a great girl. A fantastic lady that is going to be the wife of my friend...good friend. And granted I was hammered. But I rose my voice...and I am sorry. Even Muntaba could not think of a time when that happened, and I have known him for over 10 years. maybe 13 years. Word to the wise...Dont piss of an Irishman when he is drunk. Dont call me a manager at Denney's when I am drunk...The real edgrimly made an appearance that he is not proud of. I am deeply sorry and apologise(sp). I will still drive you to your car in the morning...because I am Bad-Ass.

So this Evening...

I had a short week at work. Despite my beliefs, I went out to to the tavern on a Friday. Here is what I think in the form of YouTube video. If Punk Rock is your bag, enjoy the 30 seconds of Awesome-osity...

And a nut-job dancing to the sweet sweet sound of punkitude...

I Can Breathe a Bit Easier

Apparently, the results have been tallied, and the nice former first lady is going to come in third place in the "all-important" Iowa Caucus. Thats a load off of my mind, as she does have the most money...

On the other side of the aisle, the former Gov. of Mass. has fallen to a former preacher who thinks that the world sprung from the Divine hand of the thing that runs the universe. Man I am going to hell.

Money quote...and sad as it is as they have all become useless now:

In interviews as they entered the caucuses, more than half of all the Republicans said they were either born-again or evangelical Christians, and they liked Huckabee more than any of his rivals.

This is Your Job

While my contemporaries have been busy trying to chop down my contention that Tigers are more dangerous than bears, I have been reading the news. Apparently someone has forgotten his self-chosen place in this world. As per the local fish-wrap, he has forgotten his sworn duty. After all, they are not people...

Police targeting key neighborhoods made 783 arrests of prostitutes and those who solicit them last year, up from 672 arrests in 2006, said department spokeswoman Anne E. Schwartz.

Also quoted by the nice police media lady, Anne E. Schwartz:

The sworn enemy of hookers and ex-wives everywhere has not done his duty...Where are you Chopper, and what can we do with all of these hookers?

And in Case it has not sunk in Quite yet....

Make no mistake and be advised...All of you, readers and whatnot, welcome to the world of edgrmly.

Youtube makes this shit easy.

Although...

Most of his music is lame, here is a cover for the New Year...Since I am not dead.
Because I can.......
And my favorite tune by these cats.

Happy New Year Bitches

Since I cant think of anything resolutionwise that can change perfection, here are some things that are interesting...

The local fishwrap has this about the most notable WI people of the year.
Money quote...

Nannette Hegerty: Milwaukee's police chief retired in November after one term. As we wrote then, Hegerty "leaves a Milwaukee Police Department better than she found it. While that doesn't mean she accomplished all that many would have desired, the improvements she did forge reflect real progress. In particular, Hegerty deserves a community's gratitude for inroads on ridding the force of bad cops and setting the conduct bar higher generally for everyone remaining."
Nice job lady. Why is it that this rings in the new year?

The great country that I live in is embroiled in election fury...And a prominent Rep. is a serious asshole, going into Iowa, sad. Lucky I denounced my membership like a year ago.

Google magically produces lots of lists.

Heres a resolution for you...Make Choppers 1st exwife a personal friend, not just banging, but on a whole new level. And another for your monkey ass...Make sure Muntaba does not like tomorrow. Its sad that your name came from a ritual that you were not present at.

Personal note: You cant destroy me...Some people suck at life, some people dont.

So here is a collection of beautiful to enjoy...

And to piss of the Emo kids...
Back to the good shit. Youtube is a bitch.

Sad about the quality..but it is a beutiful tune...

Turn this one up....