This is Your Job

While my contemporaries have been busy trying to chop down my contention that Tigers are more dangerous than bears, I have been reading the news. Apparently someone has forgotten his self-chosen place in this world. As per the local fish-wrap, he has forgotten his sworn duty. After all, they are not people...

Police targeting key neighborhoods made 783 arrests of prostitutes and those who solicit them last year, up from 672 arrests in 2006, said department spokeswoman Anne E. Schwartz.

Also quoted by the nice police media lady, Anne E. Schwartz:

The sworn enemy of hookers and ex-wives everywhere has not done his duty...Where are you Chopper, and what can we do with all of these hookers?