I Can't Make It Up

So...the FBI...responsible for the protection of all of us Sweet Zombie Jesus supporters...has not paid a phone bill. Really, I dont care about the unConstitutionality of the wire taps. Nor do I care that "sensitive information" will be handed out. Pay the freakin bill asshole.

Money Quote: "The FBI will not tolerate financial mismanagement,"

And across the pond, there is this little ditty, at the bottom of the aforementioned article...I cant say anything better than:

"I can't be bothered with trouble-makers," Thomas was quoted saying. "We're on the phone all the time and it's just easier to work while smoking. Everyone picks on smokers these days. It's time for revenge. I'm only going to hire smokers from now on."