All the Way From the Hood to Your Neck of the Woods

This explains it...

Technology at its finest.

At least I am not swimming there.

Lower right corner. Yes, I am looking at you.

Wisdom.

Easy

Yes my friends, this is the first loss we can attribute to pitching staff use. I will be the first to say that Dave Bush is an overpaid, overrated, bad baseball player. He pitched a decent game today.

But today's game at the friendly confines was decided by the bullpen. Is there a reason to not let Mitch Stetter, who is the best lefty in the pen, to pitch at fuk-u-dome, who is a lefty? (racist?)(or I want a hooker who uses whips and chains)

Pitching management has been the bane of this teams existence for a few years. Remember the Sup' pitched great comment? I heard on the radio that Macha wanted LaTroy to finish what he started...At the expense of a win.

So Sup' can pitch great tomorrow??? I am glad that it is a marathon. And I am glad that everything averages out over 162 games.

Oh yeah, Greg Zaun will have knees like hamburger by the end of the season. Yes, he was signed for his "pop." How has that worked out for him? I will call him hamburger-knees the rest of the season. Does that offend one of the greatest meats ever?

Point is, this is the result of a very small number of games. While listening to the radio on my afternoon drive, there were people who were already not counting this team. Fuck all of you.

Over this many contests, everything seems to even out, and everything should be OK. And such a small sample size is useless, like macaroni and cheese without hotdogs.

I decided to not look for links. So I'm lazy. What of it?

Odd Time Signatures

Fun Facts.

Even Munchkins die.

Science.

Lots of reading.

Everybody knew this was true.

What is Really Said

One game does not a season make. I will still think Carlos Gomez is an asshole who can't play baseball until he drives in the winning run at the World Series.

That said, lets play the caption game...


















I'll Start...

"Don't look him in the eye, runners left on base make him want to cut a bitch."

Almost a National Holiday...or He is Risen

Too much time.

I guess some people like boobs too much. Who knew?

Interesting comparison.

Creative eating tools. Who knew?

Carnivores eating meat.