You always see it in the movies...Children of the Corn...and countless others. Albeit horrible, this one is funny in that "I kill hookers for a living" kind of way. You might say..."Well, edgrimly seems the type that may associate with those whom kill hookers"...so that may be why you think that I am nutty for laughing a bit. Until you read this part.
They had a broken steak knife, a crystal paper weight, toy handcuffs, several items and tape and stuff
If you take a look at the pictures, the knife in question is a steak knife. Those are definitely fake handcuffs...But the crystal paperweight is somehow missing. Where did it go? Is it somewhere in the bag of tricks in the picture? And what are you going to do with a pair of stretch gloves, freeze to death? Then there is this one.
each child at Center Elementary School in Waycross had a job to do, including one assigned to wipe up the blood
Discounting the obvious mistakes in the list of items brought to do the deed is this nugget. At least these kids have a bit of balls. What with all of the pre planning and such. I would have liked to be the kid who was supposed to watch the door, but peed my pants when the teacher was coming.
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They were evil, evil, evil children, who refused to do as they were told.
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