Thursday, December 20, 2007

Good Riddance...Or Don't Let the Door Hit You

You all know the scene...Bottom of the ninth, runners on second and third...Down by a run...Some low-rent shitty left handed reliever on the mound. Up to the plate steps the bane of my last 4 years. Jenks always had he benefit of the Nasty Ned Man Crush upon him, but that is neither here nor there. Anyway...First pitch, a mistake, Ge-off hits hard, down the right field line, but just foul. Now you know what really happens...the next two pitches are so obviously out of the strike zone...low and inside...like you were teeing up a golf ball. Swing and a miss...the television audience looses it at this point, collectively throwing beer cans at the TV. Swing and a miss...game over...and the boos fill the ball park.

You get the point. I am not a fan. Thanks for the occasional dinger when it wasnt needed, and for the few that were. Dont let the door hit you on the ass on the way out.

oh yeah, and I am on vacation bitches.

2 comments:

Chopper said...

You're on Vacation? WTF? Who has vacation around the holidays? Oh wait, I'm off until January 3rd bitches!

Linkydinks said...

how can you not be a fan?! he's so dreammmmy - he looks just like brett favre. i looooove him... ugh.