Arbitrary Star Wars Post

This goes out to all my brothers in the Degoba system.

Isnt This My Normal Day at Work?

Hey look at this one...I don't really know who this guy is, but I think he's on to something. Cutting down on my porn time at work would probably double my productivity. Maybe triple, but I dont know because I still need my fix, nudge nudge. If a year is 52 weeks, that means 255 work days. Take out the average 3 week vacation/sick time and it comes down to 240 working days. 2 years equals 480 work days.

...one NSF “senior official” was discovered to have spent as much as 20 percent of his working hours over a two-year interval “viewing sexually explicit images...

So out of two years, this "senior official" spent just shy of 100 days looking at porn? I cant believe it. Most of that time had to be spent downloading on those slow-ass govt. computers. To be honest, I cant think of anything better to...

...promote the progress of science; advance the national health, prosperity, and welfare; secure the national defense...

I cant think of a single person who hasn't benefited from porn in today's society. But alas, weren't they asking for "stimulus" a bit ago? That's called irony, i guess. Which leads me to the money quote of the article...

...staffers who were “acutely embarrassed” by the filth-filled environment — like the employee who learned of a co-worker’s adventures in porn via sounds overheard from said co-worker’s computer speakers.

Acutely embarrassed.?! This is why Daddy watches without sound bitches.

I Dont Want the World, Just Your Half

Some more tunes from a rock and roll combo that I still know all of the words to, over 13 years after.

Best tune by far. And still one of "my" best tunes ever.


Weak hearts are overrated, physically. Think about it, just stop having these attacks and all would be well.


1989 was a good year. The video for this one was awesome.

And this is just good. If you say no, I will in fact eat your ears.

Jesus Loves Ska

For those of you who use this deplorable abomination.

On metaphysics.

One of them is glory.

Recently discovered writings.

PSA maybe?

Leftys Make Good what?

It is rather odd that he, kind of creepy, has not gotten an offer from your Brewers, what with his shear dominance the last couple of years, pay attention to the splits. Yeah, putting him in with ROSP sucks, but I think he may have been misused...

The Final Frontier

Some satellite images. Or from god/other supernatural being, which ever you prefer. I think the comments are better than the article.

This is Only #9?

A top ten list of Star Wars and sport crossovers.

Puppy Dogs and Ice Cream

I can remain silent no longer. On a day when the Arizona Cardinals are going to the big dance, I am looking for some real news. According to the local daily, this is what I need to care about right now. I understand that this is an historic event. A black president is certainly a big deal. But, as usual, Muntaba hits the nail on the head. Even the pariah that is W did not spend this much money on an inauguration. My country is in an economic boondoggle and this is the solution? But I digress.

This one was the thing that caught my eye.

We have been absolutely swamped since the election with people desiring rejuvenation procedures for the upcoming inauguration

Wait one second as the needle scrapes along the record. You are trying to look good for an event that happens once every four years, and you are using body altering procedures to do so? For an event where no one will notice you? Out of hundreds of thousands of people.

"My motivation is to look the very best I can for such a historical event. I've flown in to D.C. from California for this," says Lynch, who will attend the swearing-in ceremony as well as a black-tie ball with her husband.Lynch says she stopped by Sundaram's office this weekend for cosmetic treatment, which included Botox and hyaluronic acid fillers.(emphasis mine)

What? Acid? In your skin? For a one day event? OK, so you are going to a ball with your $3000 dress and your $500 skin treatment. I get it, you are trying to tell all of us little people that we are not nearly as cool as you. Will the new Pres. even be there? Is he going to kiss your acid infused hand? And if he is, why not look your best right?

But I digress once again. I guess my beef with the whole deal is that we as a country are spending a shit-ton of money to help the failed institutions that made us rich. And there is this event that happens a lot. And the amount of money being spent on this one night party, despite all of the problems we have, is terrible. Not to mention the fact that there is constant coverage 2 days before the fact. I did not vote for either of the two people, but I voted so I feel like I have the right to bitch. Why not put all of this seemingly endless money into something that helps the situation we are in as a country? Or give it to me. I probably could think of a lot of things to spend it on that are better than a one day event that happens once every 4 years. Like a new TV, because mine is shitty.

I apologise for complaining. You can now return to your regularly scheduled hippie love fest.

On a Day Where Football is Lame

While creative, Indy Movies are sort of cool, but mostly creepy.

Thats What I Be Doin

Everyone loves pork.

Hitler is a pansy.

#8 goes through me.

Why isnt there no anger?

Just in case you forgot.

Low Grade Meets Japan

No idea what they are saying, but it is good like all the good shit from the era of low grade Ska.

Throw in Some Nails and Glue and You Have a Deal.

Yes...California...warm weather, hot chicks, movie stars, and this guy. And how does an 18 year old afford 100 cases of beer anyway?

Police said they only learned of the deal after Marcelino de Jesus Martinez went to them to get his daughter back because payment wasn't made as promised.

Thoughts

When I turned 30, Chopper and my boy S2bacca were trying to convince me the hip hop was like Jesus. All seeing, all knowing, and has an influence on everything. Hey...thats fine, as most things can be called as such. My problem is with todays "hip hop." I dont think that this is. Nor is this. What ever happend to the good shit? I dont care about the money you're making, or the "bitches" you got. Its sad to say, but even 2pac cant compare to the Tribe. Most importanty, I dont care about your Airforceones, or your gold teeth, or your lame as sports jersey. Give me a beat, and a dude talking about nothing, and I will be happy.

Some old stale urin.

Even this chick gets it...

Young and Stupid

Here is some shit I used to listen to before I was punk as fuck in my head, laugh it up but they are good. Perhaps better, at least the people who wrote the tunes anyway. May you have a non-confrontational week.

Crack-head or not, the dude is good.


Cliche?


Even Nazis bowl.


This is getting fucking depressing.


Hank Rollins pnce said that if you put on 3 wool sweaters, and jumped around for 3 hours, you still would not have worked harder than this dude.


Country? They do play the "King of the Hill" theme song.


One more, and Im done. Goodnight bitches.

Douchebags With Midgets(sp)

Not many articles or things to read.

Money is good?

You remember this?

Not my opinion.

Evil is spelled correctly.

Hip with the lingo.

I Loves Me Some Fish Sticks

Food is good. Food from the sea is really good. But some shitty hippies are trying to make people believe that they are kittens. What? Havent people been living off of the oceans bounty since the beginning of time? Has the ocean not brought some semblance of civilisation to people since, well, forever?

Let me preface that I dig animals. Both for the nutritional value, as well as the deliciousness. That said, I dont eat dogs, cats, parakeets, guinea pigs, gerbils, chinchillas, or hamsters though some would say otherwise. But really? I will say it again...Really?

Also, I am all for saving wales. I have seen that show with Greenpeace. The one where they track down Japanese whalers. But doesnt this apply to pike? Sweet delicious pike. Or perch? Sweet delicious perch. Sorry...Regression.

Point is, The oceans may have made, or have had a significant part in, how the world was populated. Trying to make people think otherwise is dumb. PETA can marginalise(sp) their beliefs all they want, but they will not alter the beliefs of normal people by doing things like this.

The spell check may not work good. Be advised.

Copycat

So way back in ought 8, we posted this about an odd and mildly amusing video "about" this fair city. It seems that some dude at the local daily has been reading this blog. I would just like to take a minute to thank him for finding our little corner of the Internets. Now get your own material jerkface.

Old People With Guns

Be on the lookout for Choppers dad yet again.

His face contorted in rage and fear, a cigarette hanging from his mouth and a gun clenched in his hand, a man leaps from his car and starts firing at police.

Fun With Icy Sidewalks

two clear circular sacs filled with fluid.

Hitler rides shotgun.

Bidding has ended on this item.

Do the hippies know about this?

I will eat your children.

Bill Mahr says this is good.

Blogging from the Parents

Though not in the basement, I do have pajamas on. It seems that I am pretty fucking sick after all. Bronchial, sinus, and ear infection at the same time. Wow. On the upside, I havent been smoking the grits. On the other upside, I have been able to watch the unfolding 6 millionth war in the Middle East on all of the major news networks. This is a really dicey issue. On the one hand, you have the air campaign on Gaza that has killed a bunch of innocent people. On the other hand, you have the 70-80 rockets a day fired into Israel. And since Israel has just unleashed the IDF's tanks into Gaza, you can expect more people to get it really soon. A difficult part of the whole thing is that Israel has one of the better armies in the world, and are going up againds guerilla fighters with no tanks or artillery. Im not really sure that I am leaning one way or another, and the cease fires that normally follow these things are broken shortly after by one or the other, so it is tough to know who is right. You know that Israel doesnt want to and doesnt have the means to occupy all of the strip, so what is it that they want to accomplish? But they are saying on the news that it doesnt seem like a short term invasion is in the works. At least I have a lot to keep me occupied the next couple of days, though my Ma is already annoyed about me using her computer, and she doesnt let me look at porn. Have a great weekend bitches.

Happy New Year Bitches

Yes, I am home. I guess I caught the bird flu from the "lady" I keep around to keep things cleaned up. Its bad. Anyway, here is something from the local hand out, though they raised their prices.

And I have to ask, really?

When I first read this one, there was a Capital Times article that has this guy, the Sen., saying something like this...(paraphrase)..."What if a guy gets ticketed at 20, then 30, then 40 years old? Is he a felon?"

Probably not. But what about the gut who gets pulled over 7 times in 3 years? To me, that is a menace. And believe me I know menace. I get it. A person who gets pulled over once every 10 years is probably not a bad guy. But there are people here, in this great state of mine, who have been cited for numerous offenses and they get to go about their merry way. Do you know that your first offense here is little more than a traffic ticket?

With that said, happy New Year. I promise to blog more, and get more assertive with the hot secretary that I work with, as well as to get healthy aside from this disease called extreme unaproachableness. Which one is more important? Dont drink and drive.