Banned in the USSR

Everybody loves Jesus.

Procreation isnt that important.

Bums with Brains.

All of this sucks.

They are all hippies to me.

Welcome to the XFL

Do you remember the dude who had "He Hate Me" on the back of his jersey? Well wait until you get a load of this...

Stay Classy Beer Town

No, this is not about the Fonze. This is about a city govt. drunk with power. How do you take away an old, mentally unstable guys house? For a untagged van in his driveway? Or to be more clear, his own property. If I owned a home, you can bet that there would be all manner of old household appliances on the front lawn. If only so I can break them more. This is worse than the girl who was arrested for not paying a library fine, though she probably is more aloof to the damage than this old guy. Why not worry about rampant crime, failing schools, or even the noise pollution that will infect the city this weekend. All more important than a $50 parking ticket that probably should not have been issued in the first place.

The Social Security Administration has deemed Tubic mentally and physically disabled since 2001. He has a host of physical diseases and a personality disorder that limits his cognitive functioning, according to documents from the administration.

Jimmy...Is That You Mister Pop?

New commercial for a game on a system I dont have. But it sounds a bit like...

Or does this jog your memory?

More from the underrated dept. Not the same, but bad ass nonetheless.

Wasting Breath

For fucks sake, leave the guy alone, I hate wikipedia, but it is easier than working for links. Every guy in his position does some things to do a bit of difference. He is a veteran in the house. More shit from the media. Use your brain and write something good. As an "insider", you have to have better than this. Work for your job for fucks sake. I cant say enough about the stupidity. Someday, we all will need something to cure this horrible affliction, but make your money writing about meaningful things.

“When he had darker hair it was pretty obvious, he had larger plugs,” said Dr. Michael Beehner, medical director of the Saratoga Hair Transplant Center in New York. “With the lightening of his hair, it looks much, much better now.”

And this is important because.....? Shit if Golem was going to be the running mate, and he is a better option than both POTUS nominees...being all goal oriented and such, I do not care about his hair. Use the fancy degree from somewhere to write good shit. And this is what I am reduced to. You are wasting my use of the Internets.

Things May Get Odd

Animals do what animals do.

This woman is not the ideal mate.

I crapped my pants, may I have another?

I like the killing trees comment.

You can not deny that he is good!!!

How Much

How much does coming close to the best cost? As I type, Carston Charles has gone 7 and 2/3. For 25 million over 5, I will take it. No worries. I advocated for trading Sheeter a while back. Now, ride him until the playoffs, and let him get his money. Make an offer, and let someone else pay for him. Now it is 8 with nine Ks. You are already going to cut 10 mil for Gagne. If you let go of the Cameron man crush, thats 8 more. Let it happen capp'n.
But by all means, there is no need for the complete.....oh whoops...I forgot who the manager was. I know the pen was tested against LA, but for fucks sake, do you want your best pitcher melting down in the last month of the season? Enough is enough with the pitch counts buddy boy.

Nothing Good Happens at 530am.

Everybody is good at something.

At least she had the sense not to drive.

I forgot how cool this stuff was.

At least she had the sense not to drive.

Food for an ipod.

Notes on a Friday

So I generally dont like to do too much on Friday. I normally go home and go to bed around 7pm. When you get old, you do these types of things. However, I went to a rock show last night. At Shank Hall. I have not been there since High School. They really classed up the place let me tell you. The bathrooms didnt smell like death even. I also went out to dinner. Another thing I have not done in a while. The place we ate at was more classy than the places I like to go to, like the bus station. I got there before the people I was with, and I didnt really feel comfotable hanging out with the beautiful people, so I waited. But the tuna was delicious, and the basement looked lke JustinTimberlake's living room. On the way to the restaraunt, I noticed that people dont drive manual transmission cars anymore. This make the baby Jesus cry, as he likes to have fun when he drives.Anyway, the band we went to see was pretty good. The singer/guitar player was on this kickball team I played on. He did a great job, and even did Babyface proud. More importantly however, was the fact that they had no lead guitar. They had a fiddle. They sounded a bit like Camper Von Beethoven, but a bit harder. The fiddle player sounded like a guitar while playing the lead guitar riffs, and it was crazy good. But I digress. The best part of the story came after the show. I went outside to burn one, and to wait for the rest of the people I was with. Chopper came out a bit after I did, and he was followed by 2 ladies. They were drinking all night, but that is no reason to believe that they were legal. They honestly looked like they were 17. So in my drunken wisdom, I said something like "Have fun waiting for your Ma to come pick you up." Wow. Dont say this to the self conscious youth of today. She launched into a curse ridden tyraid the likes of which I have not seen since the last time I asked a hooker to sit and talk instead of bang. So we walked to the tavern. I dont really remember much after that, and today I cant find my lighter.

Not Too Much Thinking

I am sorry for the lack of material. I dont have much coordination this morning.

If You Dont Know What Today Is, You Dont Hate Hippies Nearly Enough

Birds sing, Theres not a cloud in the sky

Yeah August 8th is a beautiful day.
I see, a bunch of hippies crying
Nowhere in sight is there anything gray.
Like waking up from a fucked up dream,
Suddenly everythings looking good.
Theres been no permanent damage done,
Yeah August 8th came right when it should.

These are the Things I Read About?

Pardon the language meter...What the fuck in the name of the Sweet Zombie Jesus is this??? Yes...Everyone wants to be the everyman candidate but come on.

"Sometimes I win the arm wrestling contest, but foolishly she continues to try to assert her control over the remote," McCain said. "This is a battle that will continue for a long time."

Like what? Until you have forgotten what that thingy with all of the buttons is? Is this what the random bon bon eating housewives across America want to hear about? For fucks sake, most people have made up their minds by now anyhow. Why not put out a fluff piece about TV habits.

He said his television is usually tuned to HGTV, the home and garden cable network, "and I suffer that silently."

Jesus fucking Mary and Joseph get a head on your shoulders. You are running for pres man, assert your god damn dominance. What is it with these people?
First they spend weeks pissing and moaning about the noodle armed retiree who is on the front page when there is a fucking war on, and now this? Get some spine...ask the good questions...get some real answers...make it easier for those of us who have not for fuck sake decided yet!!! How do you people expect me to exercise the franchise with this drivel? At this point, I sure as shit am not voting for your candidate of choice, and sure as heck fire am not voting for the paper candidate from the other side...TELL ME WHAT TO THINK assholes! Gilligan it is then.

The Internets Make Me Happy to be Alive

With the recent spat over this campaign video...

We get this from one of the celebs it it...

And in another video...I dont care where you sit, everyone loves a good light-sabre fight.

In a side note, technology also gets a tip of the hat for allowing normal people to put light-sabres into their home movies.

I Have Been Out of it for a While

Mostly because of prescription painkillers, and mostly because you people only take take take.

I aint going to no Vegas.

It is always best to follow protocol.

When water attacks.

You people need culture for fucks sake.

In case you were wondering...

Dont drive angry.

You cant just go to the corner drugstore...