Spring Break!!!!!

An article from a Florida newspaper. I dont think I have ever been on a vacation and been so drunk that I detonated a stick of dynamite. Though it may be fun, Id like to keep my arms, thank you very much.

Money quote: "They're really nice guys, they were just really drunk yesterday," said spring breaker Dan McDonough. "We saw 'em before dark and they were so wasted that I don't think they remember doing that."

And how do you not remember explosions? These people are un-American, as we all love guns and things blowing up.