Throw in Some Nails and Glue and You Have a Deal.

Yes...California...warm weather, hot chicks, movie stars, and this guy. And how does an 18 year old afford 100 cases of beer anyway?

Police said they only learned of the deal after Marcelino de Jesus Martinez went to them to get his daughter back because payment wasn't made as promised.

Thoughts

When I turned 30, Chopper and my boy S2bacca were trying to convince me the hip hop was like Jesus. All seeing, all knowing, and has an influence on everything. Hey...thats fine, as most things can be called as such. My problem is with todays "hip hop." I dont think that this is. Nor is this. What ever happend to the good shit? I dont care about the money you're making, or the "bitches" you got. Its sad to say, but even 2pac cant compare to the Tribe. Most importanty, I dont care about your Airforceones, or your gold teeth, or your lame as sports jersey. Give me a beat, and a dude talking about nothing, and I will be happy.

Some old stale urin.

Even this chick gets it...

Young and Stupid

Here is some shit I used to listen to before I was punk as fuck in my head, laugh it up but they are good. Perhaps better, at least the people who wrote the tunes anyway. May you have a non-confrontational week.

Crack-head or not, the dude is good.


Cliche?


Even Nazis bowl.


This is getting fucking depressing.


Hank Rollins pnce said that if you put on 3 wool sweaters, and jumped around for 3 hours, you still would not have worked harder than this dude.


Country? They do play the "King of the Hill" theme song.


One more, and Im done. Goodnight bitches.

Douchebags With Midgets(sp)

Not many articles or things to read.

Money is good?

You remember this?

Not my opinion.

Evil is spelled correctly.

Hip with the lingo.

I Loves Me Some Fish Sticks

Food is good. Food from the sea is really good. But some shitty hippies are trying to make people believe that they are kittens. What? Havent people been living off of the oceans bounty since the beginning of time? Has the ocean not brought some semblance of civilisation to people since, well, forever?

Let me preface that I dig animals. Both for the nutritional value, as well as the deliciousness. That said, I dont eat dogs, cats, parakeets, guinea pigs, gerbils, chinchillas, or hamsters though some would say otherwise. But really? I will say it again...Really?

Also, I am all for saving wales. I have seen that show with Greenpeace. The one where they track down Japanese whalers. But doesnt this apply to pike? Sweet delicious pike. Or perch? Sweet delicious perch. Sorry...Regression.

Point is, The oceans may have made, or have had a significant part in, how the world was populated. Trying to make people think otherwise is dumb. PETA can marginalise(sp) their beliefs all they want, but they will not alter the beliefs of normal people by doing things like this.

The spell check may not work good. Be advised.

Copycat

So way back in ought 8, we posted this about an odd and mildly amusing video "about" this fair city. It seems that some dude at the local daily has been reading this blog. I would just like to take a minute to thank him for finding our little corner of the Internets. Now get your own material jerkface.

Old People With Guns

Be on the lookout for Choppers dad yet again.

His face contorted in rage and fear, a cigarette hanging from his mouth and a gun clenched in his hand, a man leaps from his car and starts firing at police.

Fun With Icy Sidewalks

two clear circular sacs filled with fluid.

Hitler rides shotgun.

Bidding has ended on this item.

Do the hippies know about this?

I will eat your children.

Bill Mahr says this is good.

Blogging from the Parents

Though not in the basement, I do have pajamas on. It seems that I am pretty fucking sick after all. Bronchial, sinus, and ear infection at the same time. Wow. On the upside, I havent been smoking the grits. On the other upside, I have been able to watch the unfolding 6 millionth war in the Middle East on all of the major news networks. This is a really dicey issue. On the one hand, you have the air campaign on Gaza that has killed a bunch of innocent people. On the other hand, you have the 70-80 rockets a day fired into Israel. And since Israel has just unleashed the IDF's tanks into Gaza, you can expect more people to get it really soon. A difficult part of the whole thing is that Israel has one of the better armies in the world, and are going up againds guerilla fighters with no tanks or artillery. Im not really sure that I am leaning one way or another, and the cease fires that normally follow these things are broken shortly after by one or the other, so it is tough to know who is right. You know that Israel doesnt want to and doesnt have the means to occupy all of the strip, so what is it that they want to accomplish? But they are saying on the news that it doesnt seem like a short term invasion is in the works. At least I have a lot to keep me occupied the next couple of days, though my Ma is already annoyed about me using her computer, and she doesnt let me look at porn. Have a great weekend bitches.

Happy New Year Bitches

Yes, I am home. I guess I caught the bird flu from the "lady" I keep around to keep things cleaned up. Its bad. Anyway, here is something from the local hand out, though they raised their prices.

And I have to ask, really?

When I first read this one, there was a Capital Times article that has this guy, the Sen., saying something like this...(paraphrase)..."What if a guy gets ticketed at 20, then 30, then 40 years old? Is he a felon?"

Probably not. But what about the gut who gets pulled over 7 times in 3 years? To me, that is a menace. And believe me I know menace. I get it. A person who gets pulled over once every 10 years is probably not a bad guy. But there are people here, in this great state of mine, who have been cited for numerous offenses and they get to go about their merry way. Do you know that your first offense here is little more than a traffic ticket?

With that said, happy New Year. I promise to blog more, and get more assertive with the hot secretary that I work with, as well as to get healthy aside from this disease called extreme unaproachableness. Which one is more important? Dont drink and drive.