I was walking into my apt. tonight and there were 2 broads and 2 dudes. One said "she likes it in the face." I says I got a camera. One of the dudes says "well you are not coming because you are a asshole." I say at least Im not fucking ugly chicks.
Man I love sammich.
Great minds think alike.
Good news...we can drink jellyfish.
This is important internets gibberish.
Not important.
Once again ladies and gentlemen, Paul Simon.
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2 comments:
A) Why were there 2 dudes in your apartment?
B) Who wouldn't want an asshole taping a gang bang?
C) That poem changed my life.
Were the ugly chicks hot?
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