Fuck Yes

Your Milwaukee Brewers have made the playoffs for the first time in 26 years. No comments. No bullshit chit chat. Simply happiness. Except the fact that I am going to go to Wisconsn Ave. and dance naked. By the way, did I mention that I like the F-Bomb? FUCK YES. All is right with the world. The sweet zombie Jesus can now rest in peace.

UPDATE: I have now thrown up as I have been yelling so much by myself in my apt.

Wake Up Fuckers, Its Sunday

Hey, we got one game. Let it Happin cappin'
Animals are fun. Even funner when you eat them.

The word "ban" is tossed around too much.

Creepy, to the point of throwing up..

Such is life.

He's cool, in case you did not know.

To the Big One

So tonight is the last game at the house that Ruth built. Please say thank you to the baseball Gods for 85 years of church. That is all..

Welcome to Sober Sunday

Stalkers have their stories too.

Everything funny happens at Wal Mart.

Good photos.

Rotten veggies is always fun, especially when local.

Good idea.

You Should Say Thank You

There is a lot of despicable shit that goes on these days. From the thinking that one pres candidate may have been a Muslim is a check against him, to going after a VP candidates 17 year old daughter. I can put up with that because it is politics, and it is going to get much worse before and after the election. But this is absolutely wrong. You should be saying thank you to the United States for making 10 times more money in a year than most of the Black people that live here, along with dealing day to day with one of the most racially divisive countries in the western world. Hence, another reason that the NBA is a breeding ground for horrible people. From Ron Artest beating up a fan to that ref who rigged games. You can probably say these things for all of professional sports, but the fact of the matter is this...Getting paid millions of dollars to play a game when you havent even received a real education is one of the worst things you can do to someone. And the article linked is living proof of that. The quote from Mark Cuban is priceless. "We will work on that".

...we will be going through some advanced communication-skill sessions together this training camp

Advanced communication sessions? For goodness sake. This says to me that the NBA needs to teach their players how to act in public. And these are role models for the future? Aside from putting a showboating, non defensive, shitty product on the TV, the off the court antics are a joke. I am beginning to understand why this guy only sees a blank screen when a basketball game is on.

So This is Suday

Yes.. I am redrunk. For whatever reason, the last channel I watched was Style. Thats how they spell it, so dont blame me. But the show that is on is "Keeping Up with the Kardashions." They are having a tiff over something. The parents flew them all out to Colorado. The last thing I paid attention to, besides the hot chicks, was "I'm 27 years old" and that pissed me off. Must be nice. Fuck you and your reality TV life. I work, save it slave. And you people have unlimited money and you are still angry? Fuck off. But you are hot, so I will still flip through it. I could get angry about half of the things that are said to me every day. Do I? No. They are all assholes who dont know what 95% of people understand. People work for what they have. I have a shitty TV from my exgirlfriend, but I dont care. I want a new one, but it doesnt work that way. Mommy and Daddy wont help there. Knuckle up and do things. Otherwise, you are wasting my air and you will get me angry. You wouldnt like me when Im angry. You dont even pay bills for fucks sake. I know that someday...the sweet zombue jesus willing...maybe I can be that way. But right now, all of you assholes can go fuck yourselves.

So this Is What Took Place

I was walking into my apt. tonight and there were 2 broads and 2 dudes. One said "she likes it in the face." I says I got a camera. One of the dudes says "well you are not coming because you are a asshole." I say at least Im not fucking ugly chicks.

Man I love sammich.

Great minds think alike.

Good news...we can drink jellyfish.

This is important internets gibberish.

Not important.

Once again ladies and gentlemen, Paul Simon.

It Pains Me

It is sad that the only reason that I put Paul Simon on here is this reason. I really do think that he is one of the best musicians the world has ever seen. But this is just sad. As I type, your Milwaukee Brewers are about to drop their second game to Philly. Reducing the lead in the wild card race to probably around 2 games. Notorious for second half collapses has become the calling card it seems.

And the Collapse Beats the War Drum of Defeat

As I type, last at bat...or inning of at bats...to the shitty Reds. Good luck Neddy Bear, as I am officially panicking, and going to bed.

Notes on a New Regime

Nothing much out of here. 18/22 for 178 and a TD. Not bad, considering the MN defense is bad ass, what with the 500 million dollars to the end, Allen, that Kornheiser kept harping on. Wait, didnt he also give the big city sneak for a TD? Not bad...but a game does not a season make. You have to believe that a 1-0 start makes this kid feel OK about all of the assholes out there. Yeah he had a fumble, but that was Spitz's fault since he has not played that position all that much. In the end, a W is a W. THe defense may have not looked all that great, but Kampman is an animal. Good game young padawan learner. Good game.

Also, Bushy went almost 7 and the Brewers are up 4-2. Nice getting out of that bases loaded jam. I still think you are shitty.

Beacause I Took Your Money Bitches

Money is the key.

The Asians are much cooler than me.

There is a mystical old woman living...

Though I am not good at it, math is cool.

Almost perfect.

According to Chopper

There are 2 things that will never stop being funny. Here is one of them...