Arbitrary Star Wars Post

This goes out to all my brothers in the Degoba system.

Isnt This My Normal Day at Work?

Hey look at this one...I don't really know who this guy is, but I think he's on to something. Cutting down on my porn time at work would probably double my productivity. Maybe triple, but I dont know because I still need my fix, nudge nudge. If a year is 52 weeks, that means 255 work days. Take out the average 3 week vacation/sick time and it comes down to 240 working days. 2 years equals 480 work days.

...one NSF “senior official” was discovered to have spent as much as 20 percent of his working hours over a two-year interval “viewing sexually explicit images...

So out of two years, this "senior official" spent just shy of 100 days looking at porn? I cant believe it. Most of that time had to be spent downloading on those slow-ass govt. computers. To be honest, I cant think of anything better to...

...promote the progress of science; advance the national health, prosperity, and welfare; secure the national defense...

I cant think of a single person who hasn't benefited from porn in today's society. But alas, weren't they asking for "stimulus" a bit ago? That's called irony, i guess. Which leads me to the money quote of the article...

...staffers who were “acutely embarrassed” by the filth-filled environment — like the employee who learned of a co-worker’s adventures in porn via sounds overheard from said co-worker’s computer speakers.

Acutely embarrassed.?! This is why Daddy watches without sound bitches.

I Dont Want the World, Just Your Half

Some more tunes from a rock and roll combo that I still know all of the words to, over 13 years after.

Best tune by far. And still one of "my" best tunes ever.


Weak hearts are overrated, physically. Think about it, just stop having these attacks and all would be well.


1989 was a good year. The video for this one was awesome.

And this is just good. If you say no, I will in fact eat your ears.

Jesus Loves Ska

For those of you who use this deplorable abomination.

On metaphysics.

One of them is glory.

Recently discovered writings.

PSA maybe?

Leftys Make Good what?

It is rather odd that he, kind of creepy, has not gotten an offer from your Brewers, what with his shear dominance the last couple of years, pay attention to the splits. Yeah, putting him in with ROSP sucks, but I think he may have been misused...

The Final Frontier

Some satellite images. Or from god/other supernatural being, which ever you prefer. I think the comments are better than the article.

This is Only #9?

A top ten list of Star Wars and sport crossovers.

Puppy Dogs and Ice Cream

I can remain silent no longer. On a day when the Arizona Cardinals are going to the big dance, I am looking for some real news. According to the local daily, this is what I need to care about right now. I understand that this is an historic event. A black president is certainly a big deal. But, as usual, Muntaba hits the nail on the head. Even the pariah that is W did not spend this much money on an inauguration. My country is in an economic boondoggle and this is the solution? But I digress.

This one was the thing that caught my eye.

We have been absolutely swamped since the election with people desiring rejuvenation procedures for the upcoming inauguration

Wait one second as the needle scrapes along the record. You are trying to look good for an event that happens once every four years, and you are using body altering procedures to do so? For an event where no one will notice you? Out of hundreds of thousands of people.

"My motivation is to look the very best I can for such a historical event. I've flown in to D.C. from California for this," says Lynch, who will attend the swearing-in ceremony as well as a black-tie ball with her husband.Lynch says she stopped by Sundaram's office this weekend for cosmetic treatment, which included Botox and hyaluronic acid fillers.(emphasis mine)

What? Acid? In your skin? For a one day event? OK, so you are going to a ball with your $3000 dress and your $500 skin treatment. I get it, you are trying to tell all of us little people that we are not nearly as cool as you. Will the new Pres. even be there? Is he going to kiss your acid infused hand? And if he is, why not look your best right?

But I digress once again. I guess my beef with the whole deal is that we as a country are spending a shit-ton of money to help the failed institutions that made us rich. And there is this event that happens a lot. And the amount of money being spent on this one night party, despite all of the problems we have, is terrible. Not to mention the fact that there is constant coverage 2 days before the fact. I did not vote for either of the two people, but I voted so I feel like I have the right to bitch. Why not put all of this seemingly endless money into something that helps the situation we are in as a country? Or give it to me. I probably could think of a lot of things to spend it on that are better than a one day event that happens once every 4 years. Like a new TV, because mine is shitty.

I apologise for complaining. You can now return to your regularly scheduled hippie love fest.

On a Day Where Football is Lame

While creative, Indy Movies are sort of cool, but mostly creepy.

Thats What I Be Doin

Everyone loves pork.

Hitler is a pansy.

#8 goes through me.

Why isnt there no anger?

Just in case you forgot.