Beacause I am Ill, Awake, and my Life-coach told me it was a bad idea

I wish I knew what time it was.

Late Christmas card.

He was a drug addled asshole, but said some things. Hit refresh to get more.

You are he that is called him, or her...

While we are on the topic.

Somtimes, the Lapper is Not a Good Idea

So this cat, hanging out with strippers, has died. I dont care about that...but what I do think is interesting is the fact that the titty bar served him so much booze that he died. Come on buddy, how much disposable income do you have to get this drunk at the strip club? Another tale of the young professional...Too much money, too much spare time.
In the article is another link to this one.

who found Cardrico inside the club where he had been for at least an hour.

Chopper has been looking for the parent of the year for a bit now...Maybe a competitor?

The 300 and the Holy Grail?

I hijacked this from another blog that I read. Sweet.

It is Too Bad...

...that all I used was booze and grass. What the heck ever happened to working to achieve goals? Granted, it took me a while...a long while, as well as being the Father to 2 boys I will never meet. But come on...study, take notes, practice your flute as much as you can little soldier, and sooner or later, you can be better than those drugged out hippies.

Money Quote: "I knew the literature and wondered what it felt like," she said.

Other notable things in case you have the attention span of a donkey:

That's why Sarah Tuck, a veteran flutist with the San Diego Symphony, takes them to stave off the jitters that musicians refer to as "rubber fingers."

I bet Charlie Parker would bitch slap this nice lady. For the prescription, not the drug use.

The drugs haven't been tested extensively in healthy people, but their physiological effects in the brain are well understood.

By the way, emphasis...mine.

What patient wouldn't want their surgeon to be completely focused during a life-or-death procedure?

I would rather he/she not be drug addled and strung out whilst performing my bicep enhancement surgery.

Who would Win in a Fight?

The tiger, a female named Tatiana, was the same animal that ripped the flesh off a zookeeper's arm just before Christmas 2006.

You would think that if this same Tiger chewed off a piece of a zookeepers arm, it would have been A) put down then, or B) moved to a safer location. Anyway, who would win in a fight, a Tiger or a Grizzly Bear?

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UPDATE 8:41 PM: I believe TV's Jack Hanna. If I appeared that many times on Letterman, you'd believe me too.

Jack Hanna, former director of the Columbus Zoo and a frequent guest on TV, said such a leap would be an unbelievable feat, and "virtually impossible."

Good Morning and Welcome to IHOP

Geeks and the Internets...nothing like it in the world.

Watch out for biting monsters.

Have to love Kias.

These cats are nuts.

Nobody told me that this was an accredited University.

Merry Christmas Bitches.

Remember When REM Was Cool?

This is absolutely fantastic. I will say it again, fantastic.

Good Riddance...Or Don't Let the Door Hit You

You all know the scene...Bottom of the ninth, runners on second and third...Down by a run...Some low-rent shitty left handed reliever on the mound. Up to the plate steps the bane of my last 4 years. Jenks always had he benefit of the Nasty Ned Man Crush upon him, but that is neither here nor there. Anyway...First pitch, a mistake, Ge-off hits hard, down the right field line, but just foul. Now you know what really happens...the next two pitches are so obviously out of the strike zone...low and inside...like you were teeing up a golf ball. Swing and a miss...the television audience looses it at this point, collectively throwing beer cans at the TV. Swing and a miss...game over...and the boos fill the ball park.

You get the point. I am not a fan. Thanks for the occasional dinger when it wasnt needed, and for the few that were. Dont let the door hit you on the ass on the way out.

oh yeah, and I am on vacation bitches.

Well, I Just Woke Up, and Am in No Shape to Drive

Why being politically correct may be bad.

For those of you who are crafty.

Just like the TV says, "the more you know."

Best Apple invention yet.

This is what happens when you play Wii too much.

Best bumper sticker I have ever seen.

The Juice Is Loose

Like most fans, I anxiously awaited the findings of the Mitchell report. Not because I needed to know who was getting needles shoved in their back-sides, but because it is nice to know who is fake. Well, what did it tell us?? Not much that we all did not know already. But the worst...the absolute worst is that the Rocket has been accused. Not that it is hard to believe. Who has their best years as a pitcher when they are 10 years past their prime? Now the best pitcher any one of us has ever seen will be forever tainted. Was Pedro on that list? No. Looks like we have a new bad ass, as nutty as he is. As my friend would say..."too sad for cake."