Saturday, February 9, 2008

Gosh I love the Internets

So if you didnt know, Chelsea Clinton campaigns for her mommy. Hey...no worries. If my Dad were running for office, you can make sure I will be there to talk the old bastard up. Whats funny is the email exchange between a news anchor and a member of the nice lady Clinton's minions. What do I think? Pimp away. Let the young lady not take questions and not give interviews. It only adds to the omnipotent aura that is the new "former first family."

PS...the comments to the email exchange are bad-ass.

Thursday, February 7, 2008

He's Got Skills as well as being an Officer of the Law

The whole article is a money quote, and the fine people of AZ dont even know if he is going to play...much. And for that matter, enforce much.
I'm glad he's coming out to my turf. I'm hoping we'll recruit him for our posse.


boom shakka-lakka

Thats Why They Make So Much Funny

So the good people at FJM have revealed themselves to be TV writers. The WSB has done the research for me and discovered who they write for. Keep the hits coming gentlemen.

Wednesday, February 6, 2008

Snopocalypse Now

Since the WM gods have seen fit to allow me to risk my life to get to work, and then let me do it again by allowing the inmates out of the asylum, here are a few notes on weather...

1) If you have lived in WI for a couple years, you know that it snows. That being said, why do people insist upon driving without their headlights on? If you cant see 200 ft. in front of your car, how can I see you with no headlights?

2) On that note, why do people in cars smaller than mine love to tailgate me so? With 5+ inches of snow on the road, why is tailgating a safe way to drive?

3) And lastly, if everyone says that they dont trust other drivers on the road when it snows, where do the bad drivers come from?

Tuesday, February 5, 2008

Winston MotherF@cking Churchill

It is a low down dirty shame that one of the most important world leaders of the 20th century is thought to be fiction by 1/4 of the British... Is it more sad that "58 percent thought Sir Arthur Conan Doyle's fictional detective Holmes actually existed"? I like Doyle as much as the next guy, in fact I have 2 books filled with Sherlock Holmes stories. Lets go Britain, get your head in the game.
Please note that I could have found numerous USA Americans who are as if not more dense, but I had to get to work.

Sunday, February 3, 2008

Extra Super Bonus

I have to do it before Chopper tries to before me.

I am Not Tired...and There is Plenty of Beer in the Fridge

Only because you can...

I guess "hello Kitty" is OK.

Because stats dont lie.

Only two??? That is because the Internets do not think that I am civilized. More soon...

UPDATE: 2/3 9:30 am.

...And someone was feeding booze to these monsters...

Throwing things in the office is a bad idea.

Bacontastic.

So the Conversation Is...

First, it started as a Batman v Superman argument, Batman won. But it quickly devolved into Best ever. Let me know what you think...
Who is the best superhero?
Superman
Spiderman
Batman
Luke Skywalker
pollcode.com free polls

Saturday, February 2, 2008

From the Master of Fine Cuisine

Jimbo wants to know if you, loyal 3 readers, can figure out who the second voice is...

UPDATE:(2/3) 2:45am Fuck the witty and lame ass comments...Who is it??? The winer gains a pristine paper-filled dollar...Dont blame the booze on me...

Just What You Need Early on a Saturday

Inmates doing all of "Thriller."