Nice Weather in Milwaukee

Time

2010-05-03T22:42:00.002-05:00

Been a while since I rapped at ya. To quote Jim Anchower. I have been busy.

Here is a video.

Fuck you shit-bird, and where is my re-up?

I do not promote the "smoke to" reference.

All the Way From the Hood to Your Neck of the Woods

2010-04-18T20:34:00.002-05:00

This explains it...

Technology at its finest.

At least I am not swimming there.

Lower right corner. Yes, I am looking at you.

Wisdom.

Easy

2010-04-14T21:22:00.010-05:00

Yes my friends, this is the first loss we can attribute to pitching staff use. I will be the first to say that Dave Bush is an overpaid, overrated, bad baseball player. He pitched a decent game today.

But today's game at the friendly confines was decided by the bullpen. Is there a reason to not let Mitch Stetter, who is the best lefty in the pen, to pitch at fuk-u-dome, who is a lefty? (racist?)(or I want a hooker who uses whips and chains)

Pitching management has been the bane of this teams existence for a few years. Remember the Sup' pitched great comment? I heard on the radio that Macha wanted LaTroy to finish what he started...At the expense of a win.

So Sup' can pitch great tomorrow??? I am glad that it is a marathon. And I am glad that everything averages out over 162 games.

Oh yeah, Greg Zaun will have knees like hamburger by the end of the season. Yes, he was signed for his "pop." How has that worked out for him? I will call him hamburger-knees the rest of the season. Does that offend one of the greatest meats ever?

Point is, this is the result of a very small number of games. While listening to the radio on my afternoon drive, there were people who were already not counting this team. Fuck all of you.

Over this many contests, everything seems to even out, and everything should be OK. And such a small sample size is useless, like macaroni and cheese without hotdogs.

I decided to not look for links. So I'm lazy. What of it?

Odd Time Signatures

2010-04-11T21:26:00.003-05:00

Fun Facts.

Even Munchkins die.

Science.

Lots of reading.

Everybody knew this was true.

What is Really Said

2010-04-05T22:32:00.002-05:00

One game does not a season make. I will still think Carlos Gomez is an asshole who can't play baseball until he drives in the winning run at the World Series.

That said, lets play the caption game...

I'll Start...

"Don't look him in the eye, runners left on base make him want to cut a bitch."

Almost a National Holiday...or He is Risen

2010-04-04T20:45:00.002-05:00

Too much time.

I guess some people like boobs too much. Who knew?

Interesting comparison.

Creative eating tools. Who knew?

Carnivores eating meat.

Gotta Love Lent

2010-03-30T21:40:00.006-05:00

That 2 filet-o-fish deal is awesome. They are, aside from McMuffins, the best thing to eat at the Arches. Some people however, take the religion thing too far.

the customer crawled out of his car and into the drive thru window to get his fish sandwich...

...His was taking too long at 4:30 in the morning

Money quote symbolizing the American dream...

After he slaps him, he takes his food

I love America.

Everybody loves food.

I am awake at that hour. My thought is...How can you pass up $1 breakfast burritos?

I'm Not Sure What You're Eating...

2010-03-29T21:25:00.005-05:00

...But fiscal responsibility sure isn't it. Though that does sound delicious, the responsibility that is. Too bad that there is a lot of traffic generated, and my flimsy excuse for a computer cant get to the website right now.

aside...One thing I do not tolerate is smut. No questions, no answers, I think the whole industry is flat out wrong. Except for the 80 year old woman mashing potatoes with her feet. Good luck finding those videos bitches.

I guess this broke with this website and it's bow-tied author.

Back to the point.

Steele has come under steady fire for his financial stewardship of the organization. The RNC had more than $22 million on hand when Steele arrived last year, but is down to under $10 million now despite raising $96 million during that time

This is why I tore up my party card a bunch of years ago. W, whom I voted for with hindsight being 20/20, created the largest bureaucracy in US history. Now, this party runs on cutting spending?

Where are the cuts in your own party pal?

$1,946.25 to Voyeur in West Hollywood for, uh, meals. Meals, huh? And quite a menu they have at Voyeur, according to write-ups in the Los Angeles Times about the new club

Do you remember the post I made about hypocrites? Me either. I will leave you with this to roll around in your head for a while.

The RNC spent more than $17,000 on private jet travel in February as well as nearly $13,000 for limousines and car services

That is one month. It's Good to see all of the money donated by these ~~idiots~~ people is going to the right place.

I Am Truly Sorry

2010-03-28T21:08:00.001-05:00

One thing this week. I am tired and don't really care about your weekly ray of sunshine on an otherwise cloudy day. Believe it folks.

Too Bad

2010-03-26T22:23:00.005-05:00

There is this too. Good luck driving north...And too bad that there isn't anything up there.

My take? If the current gov., and Gov. of the state now did not rob the transportation fund in every year that he was in office, and the needed construction was done at the time of necessity, this would not clog up the busiest freeway interchange in the state.

Here is a PDF of a statement from the mayor at the time. 2005. Thought I bet his intentions were really good and his knowledge of the situation were equal, here is the money quote.

"Unlike the Marquette Interchange, the Zoo Interchange will stand long enough for us to resolve these issues."

Yes, I don't travel north via that interchange all that often, why would I want to commune with those northern people? But the shipping industry, by truck that is, will be seriously impeded. So that means my job will become more difficult.

And that makes me angry.

TV or not TV

2010-03-26T22:10:00.002-05:00

For those of my 5 readers who watch too much TV, I have this. But there is this widget. For all of the avid fans. Or this Blog, for the really avid fans. Myself, I have not watched a singe episode. I know from things I hear that it was running down anyway. So there's that.

Pitching and Crying

2010-03-23T21:18:00.009-05:00

Not as a result of this post, Schoenweis went and got himself not so released today.

The only regret I have is that I wasted a month of my time, Schoeneweis said. I didn't have a chance to make the team

Cry buddy...this guy has given up more than one run an inning to date, albeit spring ball. You can see this list for the details.

It's just ironic that I can't get a job because my wife died. It doesn't make much sense to me

I am truly sorry for your loss sir, but the numbers don't add up, as far as the career path you have chosen.

Schoeneweis had a 7.71 ERA, but that number can be particularly deceptive in Spring Training for left-handed specialists because they are not used in lefty-on-lefty situations like they would be in the regular season

Really? When you are a "big league pitcher..." for 12 years, you clearly know your roll. Your roll is to be average, if not less than. If not to be a pile of suck.

I know 100 percent that I am a big league pitcher, bottom line

Good luck pal. I get that your wife died. That really isn't something that anyone should have to deal with. But that is not the reason for your shitty performance. That is not the reason for your "release." Am I an asshole for looking at the numbers?

One Way Or the Other

2010-03-22T21:52:00.003-05:00

Though I don't agree with it, Here is a good article about the issue.

FYI...I really don't like this lady.

People Who Play Music Despite the Cold

2010-03-21T21:01:00.004-05:00

For this semi-regular installment, I went hunting around the internets for bands from my fair city. There are the obvious like the Bodeans, who are like nails on a chalkboard. And the Femmes. Here are some others, perhaps more modern.

Emo, or hipster. Whatever you pick...

Good?

More Emo? Jesus, you'd think we were depressed...

The live ones all suck. But My buddy partied with them once in Madison. That was a long time ago.

They used to come to my college all the time. The one guy was cool...

As far as 90's pop goes, they were the best. the one CD I have from them is still good.

There are these too.

I Am Not a Certified Life Coach

2010-03-21T20:59:00.003-05:00

Pudding can improve your life.

Even though the title is French, these are important lessons.

Even though dude is Canadian, this is an important experiment.

Why you can't trust Facebook.

And this may be useful for our more absent minded readers. You know who you are.

Where Is the Albatross?

2010-03-18T21:16:00.005-05:00

Here is a post from Brewers guy...

Let me be clear. I don't like him, and think he is the equivalent of Darth Vader. But he is the person at spring training so he is the only person I have to comment on. What with Tony Witrado adjusting his hat and all.

He alludes to the fact that Chris Narveson will make a showing so as to stay on track. This indicates a starting position.

My question is...Where is the 12 million dollar necklace around the owner's neck? And where is the highly touted lefty who can't find his head? Not that I want soupcan in the rotation, and not that I want to get rid of Parra. But where do these players fit in as the former makes too much money, and the latter has no options.

Yes...I reference myself, but I think myself is an intelligent referencer.

Free is Free

2010-03-17T23:20:00.002-05:00

I cant even write things, as this is the holiday that it is. I can't even think of anything funny to say. So here are two articles on the same subject. Talk amongst yourselves.

Christmas/Birthday

2010-03-17T05:24:00.005-05:00

Today, I don't care that Nancy Pelosi is going to get 1/6 of the US economy through without a vote.

And for the traditionalists out there...

In case you don't care about those guys up there...

May the wind be at your back and the road rise up to meet you...bitches.

Comments

2010-03-16T21:04:00.004-05:00

So Brewers guy had this to say after today's spring game. No offense, but I already alluded to the abundance of lefty's in camp.

There is a strong possibility that I am an idiot.

But the fact remains that there are already going to be two, possibly three, left handers in the rotation. No question. If I am wrong, I owe each and every one(all 3) of you readers a dollar. Or beer.

But this comment, after 30 seconds of reading the post, stood out.

"I cant believe I am saying this... but if the end of last season and ST are any indication, Narveson needs to be in the starting rotation."

Really? You want this to happen? Sometimes, it is very difficult to think about what you are saying...and I get that. But a career minor league pitcher in a rotation already full of lefty's who seem to be suspect at best?

Maybe I will remember to do this more often. Comment people at the daily always come up with fodder for ridicule.

Also, do I sound negative? When my focal point is the rotation/pitching, I choose to look at the situation with a realist point of view. As noted in the link above, I don't believe that the staff that has been put together is ready to win a division. The starters are, aside from Gallardo, a collection of players who had a couple of decent years in a mixed bag of injuries and crappy records.

But, and this is a big but, the bullpen should be sound.

Know It, Love It

2010-03-15T21:22:00.006-05:00

So it looks like Gallardo wants (2 links) the ball opening day, officially marking him the best pitcher on the staff. Brewers Guy then goes on to say that Randy Wolf and Doug Davis will follow. Call me nuts, but 2 lefties in a row is kind of crazy. Kind of unorthodox. Kind of dumb. Yes...I may make some people mad with this idea...But the two lefties thrown out there are kind of redundant don't you think? Except for the fact that Wolf has a history of injury, WHIP and ERA+ are basically equal. Both are average. Yes I am cherry picking.

Make no mistake...And call me a pessimist(I call it being a realist) all you want...Offense wins in the regular season, but pitching wins in the second season.

They will contend for the division, and I hope they win it. But rebuilding a starting staff around one injury prone question mark and another average pitcher, both lefties, does not a playoff team make.

I hope I am wrong.

Bacon and Eggs

2010-03-14T12:45:00.002-05:00

A very anti-climactic picture.

Nerds in space.

Fun with free shit.

Just in case you forget proper English.

The music kind of sucks, but the story is compelling.

Rotation

2010-03-11T21:12:00.003-06:00

With three lefty's already gracing the starting pitcher pool, Brewers Guy has set his sights on a career minor league player. He says that there will be a tough decision to bring Narveson north. He says that The Manager would like an experienced lefty in the pen(in not so many words). Tell you what, and this is my answer to the whole pitching issue. Not old. Why not throw them against the wall and see what sticks?

So you want 2 lefty's in the bullpen? Well you already have one in this guy, who will be a good lefty reliever for a few years..So why is he in camp? If Narveson is so good, why keep the retread around?

I get the whole depth argument. But if you are worried about starting pitchers, why not keep an honest to goodness swing man in the pen, rather than a 35 year old career reliever. For god's sake, you have a three lefty rotation as it is, instead of solid young pitching. I didn't say that...

I also get that throwing a bunch of guys who are getting to be past their prime against the wall to see what sticks is a good idea. But...and that is a big but...don't you want to get younger and cheaper? Don't you want to find pitchers who can get better over time, turning into good players? Scott Shoenweis will not get better with age. Narveson has the potential to get better with age, and at the same time providing solid lefty protection in case of injury. Which will undoubtedly happen with a rotation made up of 1 possible ace(righty), 1 possible good lefty, and three pitchers who can't complain about their contract(righty, lefty, lefty).

Particles

2010-03-11T20:41:00.004-06:00

Well holy shit...We top Cali in the pollution gig. Today is a great day in the history of the state. With the worst air quality since aught 5, and the possibility of normal healthy people not able to breath, I have to say I like it. On the way to work, there were some spots where I couldn't see 50 feet in front of my car. Walking back to my apt., I could see it rolling in from the lake. And now it is even worse. And my apartment smells like meat.

Another Quelude, She'll Be Back

2010-03-07T22:52:00.002-06:00

This is a bit sick if you think about it.

More fun with graphs/charts.

Twitter serves a purpose.

Nerd humor doesn't get old.

Hours and hours.

Videos

2010-03-07T19:36:00.003-06:00

So I saw this guy's special on Friday last. Though I had seen him on the Internets prior, I did not realize that yes...he is actually funny. If you remember correctly, he was on that show "The League." If you're like me, and like low-brow bathroom humor, than this is the comedian for you. Yes, he is Canadian. But there are a few OK ones, like Rush or Bryan Adams...no not really. They all suck.

But he also plays music...you may have heard this one.

Here are some more.

WMSE Chili Party

2010-03-07T17:33:00.005-06:00

So the nice lady and I Decide to go to a chili cookoff today. There was a lot of really good chili. There was also a lot of shitty chili. The white and green ones stand out. The shitty ones were more of the normal red meat and bean versions. I wont bore you with those details.

Here is what stuck in my head about the whole event.

We saw a girl who looked normal. Except for two things. First, she had some of those really big garish sunglasses on her face...The event was indoors. No worries, this is the style these days. Though I think it's stupid, I get it. Second, she had a dog in her purse.

The first thing I said to the nice lady, not the dog girl, was that this is Milwaukee. This is not Southern California or New York. Or even Chicago. The second thing that I said was that I thought this fad ran out around 5 years ago.

Now look, these rat dogs were bred to go after small rodents who were trying to make there home outside the house. If you want a cat, perfect for getting said rodents on the inside, buy a cat. But dogs like this were not meant to be stuffed into purses and carried around like a trophy. If this girl had an issue with an infestation in her Gucci bag, I'm am sure that this dog would have handled it readily. And if that is the case, why buy a $400 bag infested with rodents?

This alone made me want to, if socially acceptable, go up to her and slap the lame-ass sunglasses off her face and let her know what kind of an idiot she was.

The worse part was...The bag was around her left shoulder. This lady happened to use her left hand to do things. Like buy beer, and chili. The whole time she was doing this, she was hitting the dog in the face with her elbow. That, coupled with the dog in the bag in the first place, seems like some sort of cruelty to me.

As soon as she saw this, the nice lady-not the dog lady, also wanted to go up to this person and slap the horrid sunglasses off of her face. And she cant even watch a violent movie, let alone think about doing it in person.

Here's the deal. If you want to wear your affliction/edhardy t-shirts and go to Decibal to be seen, that's fine with me. I get that it is your scene and though I will make fun of you for it, at least you can own it. At least you know what you are, and don't make excuses for it. But to have a dog in a purse and sunglasses on, inside, is acting like someone you surely are not. I dont even think Paris Hilton does that anymore, and she is the top of the line poster model for that lifestyle. I highly doubt that a girl in Milwaukee is getting paid to be an asshole.

Weighing In

2010-03-04T22:00:00.002-06:00

I would normally leave this up to my bitter rival as he is more in tune with the movie people, but in the interests of the academy, and this article, I have no choice. According to the daily fishwrap, there are many pressing measures on the table. What with the...I can't think more eloquently now...the idiots one...idiots too numerous to count(who throws ice at a cop)...or one of the most fucked up stories to come out of this fair city in a while.

Anyway, I agree with movie guy.

Though I did not see any of the other films, Not much makes me want to. Except for "A Serious Man" which will not win because it is a Cohen brother's movie.

So we are left with "The Hurt Locker." Despite the criticisms, I chose not to look for them because I am tired, and this is a good movie.

Yes...There are some really big artistic freedoms taken with it. As I stated the night I saw it. But it is not full of computer graphics, and is understandable by most people. These dudes hate what they are doing, but they do it anyway. Though "Generation Kill" is a much better depiction, it can't win this award.

The characters are real, the threat is real, and the reaction to that threat is well acted out and thoroughly believable. That reaction is what makes this movie badass. I can't imagine a bunch of "tree people" recreating this type of tension very well, and I can't imagine a movie with a shitload of gory violence drawing in viewers(ie everybody). This is why Hurt Locker is so good. Anyone from any walk of life can watch this movie and get it. It is very easy to identify with all of the characters, as everyone knows someone who has been through this type of situation.

There is no conclusion to this argument. Because the biggest grossing movie of all time will probably win. But that is because no one thinks of the marginally intelligent people anymore.

One More Step or Big Balls Clangin'

2010-03-04T21:18:00.004-06:00

Because the sonofabitch got there before me.

Dana Carvey Dream Sequence: A Presidential Reunion Extended Scene from Dana Carvey

This asshole made me think of this video. And he is a sonofabitch

Snakes

2010-03-02T21:39:00.008-06:00

All of them are. Big Russ is pretty much the only one who has stuck to his guns. Even more than W, which may be one of the only good qualities about the former POTUS.

This guy has around 4 houses, and pays taxes on one of them. And even that is suspect. Yet this lady still, still, sticks up for the cat.

She is not really saying that he is clean, but reminding us plebes that an aide said that...

"The speaker is totally behind him, and she told him that the last few times they have spoken."

There are sure to be implications from the right. But I am too tired to look for them. But the article mentions that the Hammer also came under fire, with no calling the pot black then by them. When I'm sure that this type of thing was going on.

Point is, reminding you of my former post, that they all do this. Conveniently forgetting when one side does it, but forcefully reminding us when the other side does the same.

The right cries about the size of government now, but had no problem with it a year ago, when it was larger than it ever had been. The left cries about needless wars now, but has no problem when more men are sent to the Middle East, to try to stop the "needless war".

If Only, EOM Edition

2010-02-28T13:26:00.004-06:00

Notice the sad faces of the dudes.

1995, we hardly knew ye.

I hate this guy. But this is funny.

Need a job?

More from the fucking hippies.

This person is for sure an idiot. And a hippie.

You people who actually get to travel for work should use this.

Concentrate All Fire Power on that Other SEC School

2010-02-24T17:25:00.003-06:00

In an effort to make their name less offensive, Mississippi State is trying to change their mascot...to this.

In other news, it is a 90 minute drive on I-43 from Brown Deer Rd. to the Marquette interchange. Good luck. Lake effect snow is awesome.

Still Dinking Aroud

2010-02-21T20:02:00.002-06:00

In the spirit of Sunday Videos, I come across this gem. All these videos all in a row. I don't know what to do. Maybe I'll make a pizza and go to bed.

Sunday Videos sounds a bit like Dan Potthast

2010-02-21T19:06:00.003-06:00

The tune is good, but the intro had the idea.

Fucking Internets are slow.

after

2010-02-21T18:29:00.004-06:00

After a long nonsensical rant on Muntaba's page, it made me think about this tune...Who is better?

The original OPIV version?

Or the low-grade Ska version?

Awkward

2010-02-21T13:08:00.003-06:00

The Skas the Limit.

Have a couple extra 45 mil?

He has tears that cure cancer.

The first one is the best.

Problem solved.

Job Opening

2010-02-20T07:17:00.002-06:00

This looks perfect. The only problem is that Chopper's ex-wife(ves) may come out against me.

Tiger

2010-02-19T21:17:00.005-06:00

Who cares? All I care about is sweet shots on 18 to win tournaments.

Cheating on your wife is commonplace. Happens all the time. And we hear about athletes who do this every day. When she hits you with a golf club(allegedly), that's just nuts.

Question

2010-02-18T21:28:00.008-06:00

So I had to run some errands tonight.(ps this post will contain no links) At one point, I am behind a car with so much exhaust that it made it difficult to see. So much in fact that the smoke lasted for 3 blocks.

He had some sort of "stop global warming" sticker on his bumper.

What?

Yes that's correct.

So here is what I'm seeing...

You are all about making the earth greener and eliminating our dependence on fossil fuels. Yet your car emits some sort of crud that pretty much is the equivalent of an environmental death machine. Cool dude.

No...This car was not an electric model. It was an old Honda or Mazda.

It is really cool that people are driving cars that last a really long time, like this guy, because it was old. Talking like '85 Intreped. It saves money, and prevents you from spending more. But the fact that you want people to recycle and shit. And the fact that your sticker says that you do make you an asshole.

Here's why...

Everybody is a hypocrite. I am. You are. And all of your friends have double standards. For example...You dig the death penalty but you will not abide by abortion. Or the reverse...You think that abortion is OK but the death penalty is not cool.

What is the difference?

(Digression) I recycle more every day than most people will in their entire life.

Why would you have a bumper sticker promoting an environmental lifestyle on a car like that? You probably think that because you take all of your Pabst cans and put them in the single recycle bin, you are doing a good thing. Or maybe you take all of your newspaper and shred them and put them in your compost pile. How about making sure your milk cartons don't end up in a landfill?

Now I am not saying I am better than you, mister "I drive a shitty car". Everybody has to go places. In fact, I don't bother to recycle anything in my own house. Nor do I drive an environmentally conscious car, although I get 35 mpg.

I am just saying that maybe you should think about what you are presenting yourself as. Think about why you have that bumper sticker and then about what you are actually doing, or your car is doing. Are you really true to what you are thinking day to day?

Talk to me when you need a tank of gas. Just don't try to tell me that you need it to get home.

Didn't You See Blood Diamond??

2010-02-15T20:54:00.003-06:00

This guy is British. Under normal circumstances, they have some good articles. This one...I take issue with. He is talking about the movie coming out called Shutter Island. But he refuses to believe that DiCaprio can pull of a sort of angry type detective. He is an asshat. or a dickbag, whatever you want.

This guy, drinking homemade booze, explains his situation. Not to mention the fact that he did all kinds of shit with guns and killing and all of the good shit, in the movie back story. And Jennifer Connelly is hot. But I digress.

When Scorsese makes a movie, and this dude is in it, it will be good. So get your teeth fixed you limey asshole, and let Scotland be it's own country.

Fuckers wont let me embed this shit.

As far as the hitchcok stuff...Good for him.

Fantasy Draft

2010-02-15T00:00:00.002-06:00

The first Fantasy Football Draft I ever had, played this tune like 15 times. Which is better?

Or this one?

A Collection of Tunes for VD

2010-02-14T18:29:00.008-06:00

See that? I made a joke...Here are some songs from my favorite band that make you feel more alone than normal. Fear not. FWTI is below this one.

I hope I can read your obits tomorrow.

Who could forget this one?

Merry Christmas

And for the married ones...

FYI...That partical man song they are known for is useless.

This one does'nt fit the theme, but screw you anyway. "Everybody dies frustrated and sad."

I Heart Fun with the Internets

2010-02-14T14:25:00.003-06:00

This is not the site you're looking for.

Extremely racist time waster.

Perfect manners on V-Day.

Yes, I do not heart Apple.

Long, but let it run in the background for a while.

Although Slow and Dangerous Behind the Wheel

2010-02-12T21:34:00.005-06:00

This is a good one. They do serve a purpose, however illegal.

Just When You Thought

2010-02-12T21:15:00.004-06:00

I don't have any interest.

Don't get me wrong. I dig the whole sci-fi thing. But you must really have to be an idiot to do this. If it is your weekly protest, the "earth" will not help you against the army you are up against. Blue paint can't stop tear gas ladies.

Evreyone Loves Sheep

2010-02-08T17:30:00.003-06:00

This is one of the most bizarre political ads I have ever seen. I think that it is a rep v. a rep too. How much did it cost?

And what difference does it make in California?

I Guess this is a Big Day

2010-02-07T22:19:00.003-06:00

Have fun with this one.

Another time waster.

The best thing since sliced bread is a conspiracy?

More information.

Interesting.

I don't get it...

Version

2010-02-07T06:05:00.004-06:00

2 different versions of the same tune. Which is better?

or

before the guyliner...

Simple Question

2010-02-07T05:38:00.008-06:00

I don't know the answer. But is this a good thing? I mean, they can't work, so they can't dig a deeper hole. In other news...If this much snow fell here, would it be a big deal?

Smoking

2010-02-04T20:55:00.004-06:00

So since I don't burn grits in my apt anymore, I have to go outside. The people that do the same are pretty interesting. They don't ask what my name is, and they don't ask where I live. Though they can see me go into my apt when I am done.

1) Student dude
This guy is pretty cool. He is trying to be some sort of college professor and he has been in school as long as I was. He also makes fun of the homeless dude who sleeps on the bench in the mail area.

2) Maintenance guy
This guy moved from Madison for this job. He is pretty cool, but retains the Mad Town hippie attitude. He once talked to me about a "street-board" for snowboarding when there is nothing left to do.

3) Out of Work Man
This guy pre-paid his rent for a long time, so he tells me. He likes to watch movies but rents them instead of the other options. He likes to talk about football. Which I know nothing about.

4) Broken foot dude
This guy told me that he woke up with a foot that he could not walk on. He was drunk the night before. I cant imagine what happened.

5) Crazy Marine
I don't know if he is. But he does stand behind me awkwardly and does not say many things past the formal "whats up man."

6) Homeless guy
He sleeps on the bench in the lobby sometimes. He rants about some job forcing him to retire and asks for beer.

All in all, it works. No one talks about personal information(names) and the conversation is still quite good. Crazy Marine stands there and acts ominous and Student-dude's conversation is usually good. I tell him what college was like in the 90's. Maintenance guy explains the complexity of using sand for the roads in winter and how it is better than salt. All the while homeless dude tries to interject, but he is usually about 3 malt liquors in and you can't make sense of what he says.

Talking Pictures

2010-02-01T00:18:00.002-06:00

Denzel Washingtin is awesome. Top two?

The Mighty Quinn

Man On Fire

Which one is better?

Not Yet Weekly

2010-01-31T21:24:00.002-06:00

Nerds. No ifs, ands, or buts.

For aspiring nerds.

Nerds making fun of nerds.

Manufacturing games. Oh yeah...nerds.

For use with hippie nerds.

More nerds who don't like each other.

At Least Someone is Realistic

2010-01-31T21:16:00.002-06:00

Here is part of Ryan Braun's take. I couldn't agree more. As if you don't know, look for Milwaukee to trade the Prince at the deadline or before, if they are not in contention.

Meta(physics) If This Were University

2010-01-29T22:04:00.002-06:00

Those crazy British. This is what I watch...Every night...my loss.

I Can Play Center Field Coach...

2010-01-24T17:39:00.004-06:00

Just testing the waters kids. Here are some videos to allow you to sleep on Sunday. There are some crazy things going on, and Daddy needs some release. Punk Rock and Hip Hop. That should do the trick. These things do not change. Lil Wayne is not good hip hop, just like some shit eating dirtbags are not good punk rock.

Recent conversation.

Posted previously by Chopper. He is some kind of expert.

Classic. Dont argue. I was at this show in WI. These assholes who dont like embedding are bitches.

All the time Tip.

You see, the thing is...

Long Time No Talk

2010-01-24T16:09:00.006-06:00

I had to say something about this...(pardon the language)...What the Fuck. I capitalized fuck for a reason. Yes...we are not Nazis..."only players that are natural-born United State citizens with both parents of Caucasian race are eligible to play in the league." What. The. Fuck. Are. You. Thinking. Is this Russia Danny? Or Germany pre-1944? Or pre-Civil War US???

This is a quote. The league will..."exclude blacks and all foreigners from his new league." He goes on to say that "fundamental basketball" instead of "street ball" played by "people of color." my emphasis.

This guy is a fuckface. Hitler tried to do the same thing with a whole group of people. Do you, the guy Lewis, know what happened there?

Honestly, this pisses me off to every fiber of my being. If I run in to this cat, I will take pleasure in gutting him. Its sad that I cant find that clip. You know the one. When the dude says "I'd take pleasure in gutting you" from The Rock.

Sorry for the language. This makes me really angry. You wouldn't like me when i'm angry.

I forgot HTML

Really?

2009-10-06T20:40:00.005-05:00

Look man, I will be the first person to say the new POTUS has some issues. But I will also say that he has done some things that the Cowboy didnt. But handing out lab coats to doctors who have dressed for the occasion isnt one of them. Foreign policy gets tough when you cant manage your house.

Can't Make It Up

2009-10-06T20:25:00.003-05:00

I have known a few people that were called "Chopper" in my brief time on planet Earth. One of them was mildly retarded, one likes being angry. But to use an unknown prying devise is really funny. Though everyone I know hates, like they need to be decapitated hates, kids.

Sunday Means Something

2009-09-20T20:15:00.004-05:00

Since my supposed competitor was made more angry...We here at the Weather decided to try our hand an a post. We cannot be responsible for the results.

Speilbergo wins.

Some people like this movie.

I fucking hate kids. And foreigners.

I guess this explains things...

The Japs have it.

Good to know.

It was National Pirate Day yesterday.

September in August

2009-08-23T19:00:00.002-05:00

So its not nearly time yet, but I think that I can safely say that your Milwaukee Brewers season is over. At 10 and 1/2 games out of the division, and over half that out of the wild card, we can say goodnight. Here are some good points to an otherwise shitty season.

The Prince.
This guy has shown that he is not just a masher. Better OPS, and on pace to break his personal RBI record, Fielder has shown that he can hit and should hit for a lot of years. Throw in the fact that he leads the bigs in RBIs and you have a great DH in the AL. Under contract through next year, I would expect to trade him for prospects. Preferably pitching.

The Hebrew Hammer.
Though he is not slugging his way to a second ROY trophy in three years, this guy is and will be a beast. As one of only a couple Brewers to consistantly produce this year, you can only say that he is living up to all of the potential everyone thought he had. His contract is a faily low dollar amount, and he like being BMOC in the Brew City. Hello new Robin.

YoGo.
Finishing what he started in 07, this guy should be locked up right away. He works fast, throws strikes, and hits the occasional homer. What else can you say? Young pitchers like him dont come along all that often. Yes, he has issued a bunch more walks than the rookie season, but look at the K numbers. Enough said. He just needs to get deeper in games more often. And pitch less walks. See how I did that there, thats a joke.

40 year old tween.
Best player in baseball not on steroids. You know that when the Onion writes an article about you, they have to be right. The guy is old, and having the best season of his carreer. This season in Milwaukee, he defines clutchiness. He will make a lot of money next year, but not with the home team. Its really too bad.

Coffey like women.
Effective and consistant. Who wouldnt want this guy filling up the eigth, and maybe the seventh too, this year? And at 28, he is pretty young as far as good pitchers go. He has an ERA under 3 even after 5 months of baseball, and he is not a closer. Thats not too shabby. As a free agent after the season, I would give him 3 mil for three years. Afterall, its the only good java you gat at the ballpark.

Fat third baseman.
Yes, I said it. He makes all of us with a few extra pounds to spare think we can be good at something sometime. Sure he misses some routine plays around the bag, but come on. This is the #5 hitter of the future people. The guy is making 400,000. His kid has cerebral palsy. He deserves the money. But really, he can play third, second, probably first, and maybe the outfield. And he hits home runs.

Thats all I have in me right now. Maybe more later...

Easy Pickins

2009-08-16T20:26:00.005-05:00

Haven't done this in a while for multiple reasons. This isn't one of them...

Why does the daily rag offer this up as a reason to print(online)? With the paper letting go multiple writers why is this something to write about? I would think that a band of monkeys could write a title and let the commentariat say what they thought. They can pay the monkeys cigarettes. Everyone loves a smoking monkey. They do pay a full time food critic by the way.

Welcome to the future of journalism. Don't you think that some of the people who were fired would have been happy to go out to ask people about who has the best bread? They would have a job at the very least. And that's not even my problem with this...

3 readers, I ask you a question. Maybe more than one question. Do you go to an eatery for the bread? And if you do, why do you order food from the menu? Do you go to a restaurant because you think that the free bread, or other free shit, is the best part?

But back to the fish wrap. This has become a mainstay of these cats. Here are some examples in link form. I will admit that it is an easy way around paying people. But I would like an article, written by a person, to tell me what I should think.

Two and a half Days of Nothing

2009-06-23T17:48:00.005-05:00

After traveling the Internets-less wastes for a while, here you go...

The best damn show on TV.

From our own local daily...Chopper's Dad.

I cant even think of anything funny about this one...

I have only dreamed of watching one of these.
Patience.

Article for geeks.

Its like music to my eyes.

AAAA

2009-06-14T20:04:00.003-05:00

The reason I use 4 of the A's is because there really isnt a replacement. That is, someone who will not give up a shit ton of runs without recording an out. Everybody's favorite darkhorse for a breakout season has been pu...sent down. But unlike Barbaro, I hate seeing that, he will not be shot in front of thousands of people on TV. Back to the 4 A's. A 4A player is one who does well enough at Triple A, but went sent to get a cup of coffee, does not pan out. Former Brewers include Ben Hendrickson. So who are the options...?

The first is obviously Seth McClung. While not the 4A I am talking about, he seems the best suited for the job. The problem with that is the hole it makes in the bullpen. Who do you bring in when it is the 4th and you need a guy to go more than 1? Charlie V, not the Buck playing for a contract, has been used a lot. When it hits the dog days of August, he will be tired, and will not play well if he is the only long guy. Bad things happen when the bullpen is tired, and the bullpen gets you to the playoffs. So we have these guys...though I am not an expert.

This is the guy I would get up in a hurry. Tim Dillard has played well in Nashville, and with those numbers, you would expect a 4.5-4.8 ERA as a starter in the bigs...conservativly. Better than ManPar's 7+, but not great. And would most likely tax the bullpen the same way.

Who they did bring up is this guy. Chris Narveson has done decent out of the pen in Nashville. Lots of innings, good B/K ratio. And since there are a bunch of off days, it says that there will be a bulpen start in the future. More bullpen tax.

This guy has been up before, and done well. Mike Burns in 4 innings in the bigs has been decent. And with the AAA record, has shown that he can get AAA players out. Once again, lots of innings and good K/BB. He can start, but also fill in for one of the bullpen starts previously mentioned. Not to mention the WHIP is pretty good...meaning great in the minors for a starter. So we go deeper...

There have been cases where the team has had a need, and brought up a AA player for a spot start. See Chris Saenz. 1 and done. I was at thiat game. AA options are...

Since number one pick Jeremy "I get high to enhance my performance by ripping bongs" Jefress is not at all ready, we have one good option. Chris Cody maybe? Why not...? Numbers good. Pitch count good. And we dont know his name, which is always a good thing.

All in all, with days off as the original article said, 1 start is needed on the 27th. With off days any of these guys can at least do some damage to an opposing line up. Dont you think?

Cliche: Welcome to the Jungle

2009-06-14T18:22:00.003-05:00

Nerds would not survive.

If I was a ninja, I would be ensconced.

For those of you who communicate online.

What a great way to spend the day with your kid. Maybe not.

For the picture, a caption..."I AM PC, but smaller."

This is the best time waster I have ever seen.

The Program Is Good

2009-06-07T20:28:00.002-05:00

Today, when Macha did not but in the ninth, I was OK with it. You see, when you have a plan, and stick with it, odds are it will work over time. Yes, it failed today but will work over the course of a 162 game season. Remember...marathon ladies, not sprint. 1 loss will not hurt you until September, and taking 2 of 3 from Hotlanta, aka the dirty south, will not hurt.

Obviously there are other factors at play. Manuel the suck Parra pitched another gem. I have talked about him in the past. And while I wont think about that, let us look at the relief stylings of one Charlie V. Not the Buck who played for a contract. Overuse is the key here. I know that he may be the best unknown releif pitcher in baseball, but stringing him out there for three days in a row is bad. Yes he can pitch multiple innings, and yes he came up as a starter. Hastnt everybody? He most likely was tired, and with other options in the pen, was not the best choice. Give the a guy a pass for a bad day, and he will surley make you happy you did so.

please note that I do not nickname the manager yet. that is because he is good.

2 Out of 3 Isnt Bad

2009-06-07T16:46:00.003-05:00

Yarrrr, they're drivin me nuts.

If you need a cost effective alternative.

More free shit, or too much time on your hands.

Sound effects.

I cant even tell you how cool this is.

I like the original better.

Beginning of an Era?

2009-06-05T04:57:00.002-05:00

According to Brewers Guy, Bill E. Hall will be riding the pine for the weekend series in Atlanta. Thus completing the Hall experiment and the beginning of the Mat Gamel experience. Good move. I didnt like to see Gamel rotting away on the bench while Hall was showing all of us what it really means to try hard and fail.

In recent weeks, Hall hasn’t hit righties or lefties. He has five hits in his last 59 at-bats (.085).

Thats pretty bad. And I will happily give up a few air mail parcels to first in favor of someone who actually knows how to hit.
Note to Bill E. Hall apologists out there: Do you think that he has been given a fair enough shake, what with moving all over the diamond the past couple years? Doesnt matter. He has sucked for 2 months, and letting a #1 prospect waste away is a federal offense at worst.

Painful

2009-06-03T18:14:00.004-05:00

Watching Manny Parra pitch is like rubbing one out with a cheese grater. Slightly amusing, but mostly pretty agonizing. After striking out the side in the first, I said to myself that he looked as good as he had all season. I should have knocked on wood. With that patented deer-in-the-headlights look on his face, he gave up 2, 3, and 5 runs in consecutive innings. Wow. I dont think Soupcan has done that yet this year, and going into the season, everyone thought he would have been the one to do it.

The problem seems to be that as soon as a runner gets on against him, he loses it. Flat out gone. He apparently has the "stuff" to be a great pitcher, but the whole million dollar arm 10 cent head thing is happening. I can begin to think of a way to get him back on track, because runners are going to get on against him wether or not he gets sent to the bullpen or even to AAA. Im not saying I am giving up on him, because he is pretty young and like I said, he has the "stuff." If by stuff you mean a giant bag of suck in his back pocket.

And even if he was demoted or sent down, who replaces him? McClung? With the bullpen as overtasked as it is with Suppan, Looper, and Bush already, you probably dont want to have one of your middle releivers pitching 5 innings and turning the game over. It would be even harder to keep those arms fresh and ready if that happend. There isnt much in AAA either. Sure, some of the numbers are decent but remember that it is mostly against players not good enough for the bigs but good enough to have a job. Trade? I doubt that Mustache is willing to give up either more money or more prospects for a frontline type of starter. I really dont want to hear more of that Peavy crap, though it would be nice. Maybe there needs to be more fighting in the dugout.

The truth is, you cant give up on the arm he has, but it is getting really hard sticking with it after the gem of a season he has put together so far. Now back to my cheese grater.

caption at a local blogsite: "does something stink in here?"

Brooms are for Everyone

2009-05-31T18:30:00.004-05:00

Sorry for the lack of shit...I have been suffering from a week long hangover. Anyway, here is why you come here...

Tom Cruise hates Oprah.

You people make no sense.

Application?

Fun with history.

Seizure waiting to happen.

More from nerds.

It Tasted Like God Took a Shit in My Mouth

2009-05-24T23:38:00.004-05:00

60 hours being drunk...

Time waster.

Do you mean surface cleaner?

Even more wasted time.

Avian influenza.

Importer or exporter?

Nothing to Say

2009-05-19T21:52:00.004-05:00

If you had not noticed, you're Milwaukee Brewers have been making quite a name for themselves. 11 of their last 12, and 7 strait. Happens that on the post game deal they do, they are talking about the Milwaukee Bucks and how they did in the NBA draft lottery. Fuck those guys.

Anyway, back to the issue. No links, just yelling.

Ironically I waited on Geoff Jenkins right after his thumb injury. He was having the best season of his career. It was sad. He said, in some sort of non-Wisconsin accent, "My thumbs broke man." Rickie Weeks just lost the rest of the season to a wrist injury. The best season of his career to date. These things dont matter much except for the fact that I am not panicking. i) the fact that Jenkins is a bum, and ii) for the fact that 1 hitter can be replaced. Not to say that C squared can make up for the power numbers that Weeks had or his crazy speed. Only to say that there are 2 hitters on the 25 that can make up for all of that. Going without saying is the pitching.

Despite what people say, and have said myself, the pitching is and has been good. Since the onslaught that is Trevor Hoffman, the pen is lockdown. There have been a number of pitchers to contribute. Most notably this DeFelice character. Who throws one pitch better? Mariano Rivera. Villanueva is showing why he is the best releiver we have on the team besides the Hells Bells(I hate AC/DC) and there are 2 hard throwing guys who are pretty good, as well as being able to throw multiple innings. After the 7th, they have been plenty good. One of the better staffs, in terms of WHIP, in the league. Look it up.

What I am really talking about though is the lineup. The picture of Braun and Gamel in the dugout on TV, after Gamel's tater, was a good one. Can you imagine a 3-4 hitter lineup with thse 2 guys for the next 10 years? Thats 80 home runs(projected) from 2 players. Think about it. Yes, he made the shittiest throw to first ever seen by baseball, but the bat should take care of those problems. And defense is learned unless you are Ozzie. Look at Braun in left...

All is well ladies. Yes...over 162 games, teams will have difficuties. And small samples rarely prove to be worth the price of rice in China. So there will be a time when hits dont fall and outs are not made. Remember Bull Durham. But wait for it...be pacient...and regardless of recent perfomance, Suppan is a 12 million dollar a year mistake...look at the numbers and you cannot deny the good shit.

Home and Still Drunk

2009-05-17T09:09:00.002-05:00

Slightly amusing.

In a perfect world, we all would go like this.

Look out for the Turk.

I have been going about it the wrong way.

Computer geeks have it rough.

The Good Shit

2009-05-12T21:13:00.003-05:00

So Daddy got himself a new machine. I have Windows Vista disks of anyone wants them as I will not be using them...And I have XP disks as well. FireFox made it easy with the bookmarks, and the keyboard is the same as the one I have at work. Further making me the automaton that the office job tends to require. Work all day to come home to the same damn thing.

The best part is, I dont have all of the problems with porn that I used to. Not morally that is to say, but functionally.

Your Mom Says Hello

2009-05-10T03:04:00.002-05:00

Nerds already know it.

People in my line of work know that this doesnt work.

Do or do not.

I dont like smut.

Dont judge me.

Want to Hear the Most Annoying Sound In the World?

2009-05-05T21:04:00.005-05:00

No, not this, but Mocking Bird can be your Cinco de Mayo celebration. The most annoying sound in the world is actually this. Whats that you say? The internets make no sound? But you already know, intuitively, what it entails so imagine.

"I know that I just want to play at a high level. I know I can play at a high level. Plus if I come back, I get blowjobs from John Madden."

Because you know the old bastard isnt far behind. Anyway. Here is what I liked from the article.

"he never anticipated the Jets would release him after drafting Mark Sanchez"

I was under the impression that he(Noodles) had asked for his release?

..."requested his release some time ago"... "He has not indicated any desire to return to football and he remains retired. We wish him the best."

Thanks for the accuracy ESPN.

Look...Ive said it before, and I will say it again now. Maybe he is the best that ever was. His Hobbsian, the Roy kind, ascent to football greatness is what I will tell my grandkids about. But the continuation of the melodrama that is so noodleicious as this is insane. Sure the writers will love him, like they always do. And sure the announcers will fawn about his gunslingerness. But what about the fans? Though I dont much care for football unless it wins me money, and lord knows it hasnt recently, I am a genuine Favre fan. He made me watch Packer games. But now he has simply been cut off from the football mind of edgrimly. Except to make fun of him of course. I can only hope that the rest of Packernation feels the same way. And if I see you wearing a Vi-Queens Favre Jersey, I will act like I will kick your ass to the best of my ability.

I Got the Pig Flu from a Hooker

2009-05-03T13:38:00.004-05:00

On phones.

Fear and loathing at the derby.

Dont piss off train.

Dont spare the charmin.

This guy has to be pissed.

Further Explanation

2009-05-03T13:26:00.002-05:00

So let me explain the below post a bit better...I left my house at around 1030am yesterday thinking that I was going to go to my job to get some shit done, since I had a rough week with a lot of stuff I didnt get taken care of. When I got there, I decided that I was not working on Saturday. So I got on 43 north for no reason. As I got a bit of the way out of the city, I decided that I would go to Manitawoc to see the WWII sub they gt there. When I got to the museum, they were doing some veterans thing, and I didnt want to intrude on. When I looked at my map, I saw I was pretty close to Elkhart lake. I called up my friend, he will be called Molester, and told him that I was coming by to say hello. As he bought a restaraunt/bar there that I have yet to see. Thinking I would be there for about an hour mind you, and then continue driving somewhere. When I get to town, he says "Wow Dick(affectionatly of course) Glad you are here, I need a host for the night." I said the first two words that came to mind. Fuck and no. He than told me that I was working for him but would be bartending in the basement bar. Which I could handle. So I shook off the booze slanging rust and busted out the old skills. Good times.

After we closed up, we went to Molester's house and had an afterbar. After everybody went to bed, I remained awake as I was not nearly as dunk as the rest of them. The brother and sister that I was hanging out with insisted that the place was haunted. Beng the sceptic I am, I called bullshit. So they took me down into the restaraunt to listed for the ghost noises. Anyway, long story short, we were down there until around 530. I went to bed and woke up around 9. Still drunk. I made it home by 1030 this morning and went to bed. I am now awake and still hammered and thinking about having a beer.

Crazy Shit From Where

2009-05-03T04:06:00.001-05:00

So I am in Elkhart Lakw, WI. And Listening to an argument about ghost between a brother and sister. Fun stuff.

Extreme Much?

2009-04-30T19:17:00.006-05:00

I came across this one this morning. Basically, he is saying that the news media would be vilifying the current Pres if he was a member of the GOP. In theory, to me, this is a good idea. The problem I have with this article however is that it takes all of the wack job, non-run-of-the-mill democrats and uses them as proof. Keith Oberman and Chris Mathews do not, I would like to believe, make up the majority of the party. Just like the Factor and Limbaugh dont necessarily make up the majority of the right. I am sure, given the ambition, I could try and fail to find some examples of the gentler sides of the political spectrum. Unfortunately, there is a ball game on.

Speaking of politics, did you chumps watch the thing with the Pres on TV last night? All was going well until the dude fron the NYT asked that lame ass hippie question about being enchanted. I am sure that they could have found a better journalist to ask a better question than that. Shit, hearing about his new dog would have been better.

Then there is this guy. Whatever gets you reelected to the same money grubbing mongrels that you associate with I guess. I blogged about this dude before. Yet another one trying to cling to his granted authority. Like I said. Whatever works pal.

Long and Hard

2009-04-26T21:29:00.004-05:00

Since the last one was so long and difficult to understand, here is what I meant. Look, during the week, it is tough to get past my news reading and hooker killing. Thats why I dont post. My brain is spent. It makes Sunday Ideal.

Here is something to once again fall asleep to.

Dire Straits but in a different generation, and for the people that dont know their best tune.

I dont like pussy-footing around the issue.

I agree with 1 of three

Dont forget that it will all be OK.

Good luck ladies, and may your week be bountiful. Every day is an adventure. (top 5 ever tune)

Sleep well, as knives dont sleep.

Baseball Related

2009-04-26T19:55:00.024-05:00

I know that everyone knows this. ESPN needs to pay more attention to the rest of the league. And this is coming from a Yankees fan. While in the tavern last night, I remarked to Chopper that they have been playing the same shots of the Yankee v Red Sox game without spending time with their other big league brethren. That is fucking lame. I say again that is fucking lame. LA spends a lot of money and are good. But we are the four letter network. We only care about 2 teams. The game on Sunday night is cool as again I am a Yankee fan, but taking 2 hours of my time on the two teams before hand is once again fucking lame.

How about that rant for F-Bombs. Anger is good.

Enough. Lets look at the team that really matters... Your Milwaukee Brewers almost swept Houston for the first time today. Without Neddy Bear, there really isnt anything to bitch about...be honest. But here are some notes to think about.

Manny Parra is a headcase. Not along the same line as Milton Bradley, as Parra is not an asshole. He just tries to be too cute with his pitches. He could get through the opposing lineup twice with a fastball alone but tries to throw too many pitches on the corners. He needs to start to have confidence in his stuff. IE, become a pitcher and not a thrower.

Mike Cameron is having a decent season so far. And he his not striking out...as much. Off topic-the team is not striking out as much. Is this the result of the hitting coach? He was not a good major league hitter. Anyway...He is taking pitches, hitting dingers, and playing the center field that he is paid, albeit too much, for.

Jeff Suppan despite 2 decent starts is still a bum. Enough said.

Dave Bush seems to be benefiting from a beard. Though he most likely will taper off of his torrid pace as a stater, it is good to have him around. A dude I work with will give me shit about saying that tomorrow. Bush and Looper have become the de-facto aces of the staff, and as long as Yovani and these two keep it up, good things will happen.

I could go on, but this is all my hungover mind can do right now. Ryan Braun is starting to find it, and the offense knows it. They probably will not make the playoffs but they will give the Cubs and the Cardinals a run. The thing is, it is early. Ask me again at the end of May and I will probably tell you different.

Non Baseball.

T squared, for the first time, did not ass-fuck the team this year in the draft. Sure he gave up some picks, but when was the last time he traded up. Two words. Fucking Never. Moving to the 34 defense requires specific players. It is not difficult to play, in fact it may be easier that the 43, if you have the right players. Better to take 2 defensive players rather than 1 offensive one. Unofficial off the record guess...10-6 and a loss on the first round. But at least it is better than last season.

Since we are off the record, here is what Daddy is listening to, and who should be on MTV instead of some shitty fake crap.

For the record they, Green Day, are good, but in the last 10 years have been playing to a 2 faced audience. But whatever works I guess. The same as these guys. The sweet zombie jesus like good punk rock.

Yankees v Red Sox is Not the Whole of Baseball

2009-04-26T18:41:00.006-05:00

Try it...

Nothing but a Bohr.

You people and your twittering.

Future?

Some people dont need gimmicks.

Things Take Place

2009-04-26T02:59:00.003-05:00

So I am too drunk to give you your only reason for living. deal with it.

Good shit. Thank you. The good shit, even better good shit, will get up today dont you worry.
PS...this guy is more punk rock than you. Think about that.

He Did Not Create the Internets on the 7th Day

2009-04-19T17:28:00.004-05:00

Fun hobby if you have time on your hands.

More fun with time on your hands, Irish version.

seafood.

Maybe modern technology isnt all that bad.

I dont get it, but I would eat it.

Twice in One Day

2009-04-17T20:42:00.006-05:00

So I had a brush with mans greatest tool twice in one day. First, as I am walking to my car in the morning, I noticed a dumpster fire. So I do the good and call the authorities. They show up after nervous employees in the restaurant where the fire was muttered their various "oh shits." The fire dept came, and put the fire out, but blocked me into my parking lot, making me about a half hour late to work.

Karma went my way around noon today however, when all of the loose scrap paper in the plant behind my office lit up. The alarms went off, and like normal red blooded Americans, we lolly-gagged out the door. The alarm goes off often enough that this is completely acceptable. As we all sauntered out the door, it really did smell like fire. Than we noticed the smoke billowing from one of the dock doors. If you have never seen this, it is really bad ass. To see the charred remains of a bunch of cardboard hauled off to landfill is pretty cool too. Needless to say, I got about an hour and a half off in the middle of the day.

Have you had a brush with death twice in one day during your lazy ass time off buddy?

Note

2009-04-12T20:37:00.002-05:00

I dont like small posts, but I am reading a good book

2 free runs is why soupcan is almost useless. 2 starts and he brings it real good. Not to mention the 2 by Julio.

No Catcher??

2009-04-12T15:38:00.000-05:00

The latest gem.

Still Hungover

2009-04-12T12:03:00.003-05:00

It is proof positive that I cant drink for 12 straight hours.

Fun with robots.

Nerds are cool too.

More from the city that never sleeps.

PSA.

Good thinking.

Church

2009-04-10T06:41:00.002-05:00

So...Yet another Wisconsin Winter is pretty much over. How do we know this? Because Brewers baseball is starting back up at home in Milwaukee. A woman I work with jokingly asked if I took today off to go to church. I guess if you consider the bar an alter, beer the sacrificial wine, and giant flat screen TVs the priest, then yes I am going to church. I wont bore you with useless predictions about the season or anything like that. Just know that I plan on getting real drunk. Happy opening day!!

Unfuckingbelievable

2009-04-05T11:34:00.003-05:00

Arrogance is not a good quality.

At least this guy admits it.

The best shit from Germany?

Tween book broken down.

Already more from Germany?

Walls made of sound.

The Bums Have Lost Mr. Jenkins

2009-04-01T18:51:00.002-05:00

In baseball related news, Jenks was set free by the Phillies. He should now be able to find work as a professional golpher, which really was his true passion all along, what with all of those low inside breaking balls he was prone to swing at.

Thanks For Messing It Up For the Normals

2009-03-31T20:49:00.005-05:00

While I am at it, what the fuck is this? I like my dishes clean. And I dont like hippies. But if it takes more water, what is the difference?

has taken to washing his dishes on his machine's pots-and-pans cycle, which takes longer and uses five gallons more water.

Isnt this the age of the crazy tech breakthroughs that solve all of our problems? Isnt there an "eco-friendly" solution for these phosphates that pollute the lakes and rivers? Nonetheless, I am pretty happy that I have a Lichtenstinean midget to wash my dishes for me.

Because I Do Not Post Enough

2009-03-31T20:34:00.003-05:00

What do you think of when you hear "Miss Universe" and "Guantanamo Bay" in the same sentence? Well, its a "loooot of fun" of course!! Although I can get behind the use of hot chicks to raise the moral of the marines, what kind of an article is this?

reference to the hospitality she received while meeting the members of the U.S. military

I can let you think on your own on that one. Or how about this...

We also met the Military dogs, and they did a very nice demonstration of their skills. All the guys from the Army were amazing with us

Lots of people have a lot of reasons why this place should be shut down. Really, I dont care about all of that. The fact that you would put something on a national news wire that says grand things about a prison, whatever and wherever said prison is, is a bit messed up.

In a Post TRL Society

2009-03-29T11:35:00.002-05:00

Karl Popper may disagree.

I would not want to run into this guy in a dark alley.

Some days are like this.

This is one of the great questions.

If this is true, life will be much better.

Apple is less cool.

I Dont Care About the Presidents NCAA Bracket

2009-03-22T09:32:00.002-05:00

I used to know a dude named Craig.

Fun with lawsuits.

Gravitational Tidal Force.

Another interesting experiment.

You might remember me from other educational videos such as...

This guy makes an interesting argument.

Day of Days

2009-03-17T04:18:00.005-05:00

Yes, I get up this early for work. And since I am working all day today before getting mind-numbingly drunk, here is something to tide you over on the best holiday not called my birthday.

UPDATE 12:07pm I had to leave the local because some shitfaced cock-wallet in a shirt and tie bumped me one to many times and spilled my whiskey. May the wind be at your back...

Dont Try This at Home

2009-03-15T08:39:00.003-05:00

Fucking Hippies.

Cheap ass.

Keep your eyes open for flying bats and balls.

The kids are all right.

I know this guy...

Uke

2009-03-09T20:05:00.002-05:00

So in my new found internets capability, I ran into this one. Sure hes old, sure he doesnt update the score, outs, or other needed parts of the radio broadcast. But he is one of the best. I would put him up there with Scully and Harwell, though I have never really heard those guys. And, he has 2 robot hips. Bad Ass.

The "commedian" is a D-Bag.

Finally

2009-03-09T19:35:00.004-05:00

After most of a Sunday/Monday morning with no internets, I am finally able to read things(porn).

Welcome to hippie school. We dont teach joint rolling.

For the people who think illegal music is cool.

I hate Existentialists almost as much as hippies.

Wait a minute, this is not a zombie...

What you wanted to know, but never wanted to find out.

A popsicle comes to mind.

On Second Thought...

2009-03-07T20:37:00.004-06:00

You might just want to run a comb through them. Or how about "Shut you're mouth, if you knew what was good for you you pumpkin pie hair cut freak." It is on TV. Since there arent many cuss words, I have my evening planned despite the scenes that are left out.

"They got the monkeys...they were a major influence on the beatles." I hate the beatles.

I Will Never Say Something Like this Again

2009-03-04T18:45:00.002-06:00

"Derrick Turnbow should be traded for a bag of baseballs."

For fear that Mr Turnbow's delicate sensibilities will be damaged to the extent that he returns to his life of drug and alcohol abuse, later overdosing on numerous different drugs. Wait...maybe in his(Turnbow's) case, I can make an exception.

"People are like, 'I'd kill myself' and stuff," Odom said at the time, dismissing any such notion..."